We have all experimented (or those of us who are into experimentation probably have) with sticking foreign objects in "places they don't belong".
Courtesy of an idea sparked by
miriams_well, today's tell me (which as always can be anonymous and no, not even Gira will ever know who you are unless you tell me) is:
Tell me which foreign objects you've used for insertion. (Sorry, dildoes and vibrators don't count for purposes of this exercise, solely because they're so common - and also because usually, they bore me.)
Happy Friday before a long weekend, peeps!
(Oh, and please do feel free to gank away. Then I can post my answers have EVEN MORE fun!)
grins
ETA: ...and no need to tell which orifice was used unless you feel so inclined.