I know you've all been dying from the suspenuse, so here it is: the claims post!
This post will be open until 10 pm eastern time on Wednesday, June 14. Claims are first come, first served, one person per eggcorn. You may claim up to three eggcorns. Please mention the number of your claim when claiming. You may also claim eggcorns that are not on this list - just mention that it's your own when you make the claim.
One other note - you don't have to use the exact phrasing of what's listed here as long as you get the general concept. For example, if you claim "he put his hands around her waste," the pronouns are negotiable, okay? Any questions, just ask.
EDIT: If you want to make crackified art for this challenge, that's fine! You be the judge of what is the equivalent to 100-1000 words. Claim away, artists.
Reminder: Rules are
here.
1. all for knot claimed by
eyesofachild2. baited breath claimed by
alias9273. balled her eyes out
4. bare in mind claimed by
minnow_535. bare with me claimed by
gehayi6. bare witness claimed by
janicechess7. beckon call
8. bedside manor
9. beyond approach
10. brooched the subject claimed by
alias92711. buy one's time claimed by
gehayi12. the crutch of the matter
13. dead wringer
14. disaster was eminent
15. a doggy-dog world claimed by
wook7716. dually elected
17. the dye is cast claimed by
minnow_5318. fall by the weigh side
19. fell play
20. flaw in the ointment claimed by
mehitabelcat21. for all intensive purposes
22. free rain
23. free reign
24. French benefits
25. from here on end
26. gamefully employed
27. girdle one's loins claimed by
mehitabelcat28. give up the goat claimed by
dolorous_ett29. a grizzly crime
30. a hair's breath away
31. to have an idea down packed claimed by
soberloki32. he put his hands around her waste
33. hone in on
34. illusive details
35. an insectuous relationship
36. it doesn't pass mustard claimed by
soberloki37. just desserts
38. knit pick
39. in lame man's terms
40. lapse into a comma claimed by
corvidae941. laughing stalk claimed by
mad_maudlin42. the literary cannon
43. low and behold
44. make ends meat claimed by
mehitabelcat45. malice of forethought claimed by
soberloki46. marshall law
47. the mid-evil era
48. milling over a subject
49. morning doves claimed by
lionille50. naval-gazing
51. old wives tail
52. one foul swoop
53. on tenderhooks
54. on the lamb claimed by
knightmare_shad and
eeyore999055. an outer body experience
56. passed history not with standing
57. pealing paint claimed by
starcatsinging58. pigeon English claimed by
soberloki (leftover claim)
59. pigment of your imagination
60. the point is mute
61. Post-Dramatic Stress Disorder claimed by
shiv546862. he poured over the text claimed by
alias92763. pre-Madonna
64. quaffed hair claimed by
gehayi65. rabid typist claimed by
minnow_5366. rain supreme
67. reek havoc claimed by
heidi868. reign in one's enthusiasm
69. a regiment of diet and exercise
70. a right of passage claimed by
eyesofachild71. scolding hot water claimed by
crucio_4_coffee72. self-depreciating
73. sewing her wild oats
74. slight of hand
75. speak my peace
76. spirit in corporal form
77. stay within earshout
78. steak tar-tar
79. struck a cord
80. take for granite
81. take stalk of
82. taught muscles claimed by
soberloki (leftover claim)
83. a tenant of their religion
84. testing one's metal
85. they stood in a cue
86. the throws of passion claimed by
knightmare_shad and
eeyore999087. their cloaks bellowed behind them claimed by
eyesofachild88. treat someone with kit gloves claimed by
soberloki (leftover claim)
89. vocal chords
90. whoa is me! claimed by
knightmare_shad and
eeyore999091. wreck havoc
92. wring the changes
93. writhing under his administrations claimed by
mehitabelcat (leftover claim)