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Fifty-Third Keychain - [Voice/Action]

Feb 11, 2011 01:34

[Roxas is not stupid. Let's just make that clear. He's a bit of a derp, yes, but he's not stupid and he's been keeping track of the days. Valentine's Day is very soon, and he knows that that usually means the Malnosso do everything they can to mess with them on the holiday ( Read more... )

roxas went over this on day 171, roxas clearly needs a hobby, valentine's day, question for the masses?, roxas is getting tired of not knowing, roxas is a derp, what's love?

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[voice] lists_to_port February 11 2011, 13:51:26 UTC

What mean you by "real love stories," boy?

[voice] perplex_me February 11 2011, 20:54:42 UTC

Stories about people you actually know versus made-up stories. I could find a lot of fairy tales in the library, but I'm curious about what love's like on other people's worlds.

[voice] lists_to_port February 11 2011, 21:10:49 UTC

Knew a lad once what married a girl he could only see every ten years.

[It's the saddest story about love that Sparrow knows.]

[voice] perplex_me February 11 2011, 21:14:11 UTC

[That's just enough of a tagline to ping Roxas' interests.] Why could he only see her every ten years? Why did they get married if that was a problem?

[voice/video] lists_to_port February 11 2011, 21:24:43 UTC

Why did he marry her?

[Jack switches to video mode, holding up the creased photo of Kiera Knightly that he ripped out of Buffy's Cosmo magazine.]

That's why. And the rest is a bit complicated, to say the least, boy.

[voice/video] perplex_me February 11 2011, 21:28:43 UTC

[...fair enough. Those magazines do make people look good.] So he married her mostly because she's pretty.

[voice] lists_to_port February 11 2011, 21:35:52 UTC

Pretty? Pretty? Lizzie was pirate king, son. Fierce and beautiful and sensuous and...and.....

Feh. Dunno anymore, myself, but I'm certain they're happy enough.

[voice] perplex_me February 11 2011, 21:40:23 UTC

Lizzie? [Give him a second to think about something. He's making connections with Sora's memories here.]

...Elizabeth and Will? They can only see each other every ten years?

[voice] lists_to_port February 12 2011, 19:20:41 UTC

...What?! How do you know Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann, then?

[voice] perplex_me February 12 2011, 23:29:03 UTC

Sora's met them. [Come on, Jack, get with the program. Roxas clearly thinks this should be logical.]

[voice] lists_to_port February 13 2011, 00:06:27 UTC

[Oh for the....SORA again.]

So he claims, son, but it's news to me.

[voice] perplex_me February 13 2011, 00:09:41 UTC

...[Wait. Wait, wait, wait. If it could happen to Cloud and Aerith...]

I dunno, maybe there's two of you and you're just not aware of it.

[WTH SILENCE] lists_to_port February 13 2011, 00:27:19 UTC

[Voice because Roxas is curious and if this is bad for Jack I can stop sorry :x] perplex_me February 13 2011, 05:13:01 UTC

...Port Royal, right? Zombie pirates?

pfffft bad for jack! HA lists_to_port February 13 2011, 18:48:11 UTC

You're mad, aren't you. Poor mad little bugger. Sorry, son--I've no idea at all what you're talkin' about.

On the bright side his reactions are entertaining perplex_me February 13 2011, 20:50:01 UTC

That's basically how Cloud reacted too when we said there was another version of him on our world. You're Captain Jack Sparrow the...[What did Sora call him?] The best pirate in the Spanish main.

Unless it's another Jack Sparrow, a better pirate with the Black Pearl.

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