Forty-Second Keychain-[Action]

[perplex_me]

[Well for whatever reason today, anybody out in the village today can find Roxas dressed in a suit with a tie, toting around a wagon filled with what appears to be a bunch of library books. He sees no problem with this as he starts going from door to door, knocking and hoping to attract any kind of customer

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[fightlikeacow]

[Guybrush is walking by, wearing a plaid jacket, a wide-brimmed hat, and carrying a stack of books.]

Uh-oh, competition?

[perplex_me]

[Orly. Roxas just glares a little.]

Maybe.

[fightlikeacow]

Where are you setting up shop? It had better be far away from mine...

[perplex_me]

I don't have a shop. I'm smarter than that.

[fightlikeacow]

Huh, what do you mean?

[perplex_me]

I cater to my customers. I come to them instead of making them come to me.

[fightlikeacow]

[Dang, that's a really good idea...]

O-oh yeah? Well, my emporium has ambiance. I create an environment where people want to buy, buy, buy.

[perplex_me]

I doubt it. My strategies are obviously better.

[fightlikeacow]

People will be flocking my shop in no time! I know the secret to making a good pitch.

[perplex_me]

What secret?

[fightlikeacow]

You have to talk really fast and gesture with every word.

[perplex_me]

Thanks for the tip. [NOT A SECRET NOW, IS IT?]

[fightlikeacow]

No prob. Hey, good luck with the new business.

[perplex_me]

Same to you, man. Same to you.

[fightlikeacow]

[He starts to walk away, then realizes what he's just told Roxas.]

Oh, son of a squid!

[perplex_me]

[brb cackling to himself and running off to use Guybrush's secret.]