i am not special. ok?
1. i am mostly illiterate.
2. i stutter.
3. i cant hear.
4. i really cant see at all.
5. i say words all wrong. (i add letters and take and other letters out.)
6. i cry a lot.
7. i actually have a terrible sense of fashion.
8. i have extremely poor hygeine.
9. one of my breasts is bigger than the other.
10. i snore when i'm sick, and i'm almost always sick.
11. i think too much.
12. i actually hate everyone.
13. i write my letters all weird. a's like 2's. t's with curves. upside down s's.
14. i am a huge mess.
15. i have rotting food in my room.
16. i wears mens deoderant and colone.
17. i have to go really slow when i am counting past thirty.
18. i am terrible driver and have gotten into many accidents.
19. i pee my pants and other surfaces areas on a very regular basis.
20. i dont ever wash the pants i pee in, i continue to wear them.
21. i say gay all of the time, and really dont care what you think about it.
22. i really dont care what you think in general.
23. i am lazy and unmotivated.
24. i couldnt had to end this list at 30 because its an interval of 10 and ending on anything else is inappropriate.
25. i have two huge trash bags filled with trash sitting in my room that i am too lazy to dispose of.
26. i pick my nose.
27. i scratch my crotch in public.
28. i dont realize how loud i am, espeically in movie theaters.
29. my farts are stinky.
30. i really just am a major loser.
please, leave me alone, you fucking weirdos.
i am not special or interesting or cool.
whatever, whatever
simone