unluckiest eighteenth ever [voice]

[perpetualfrown]

Whoever put the fucking mistletoe up, you had better make sure I don't find you.

[So if you're happening to pass outside of Horton, you'll see Ren standing there with his sword in hand and a rather sour look on his face. Do help him get indoors, he's not wearing a jacket :>]

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[suppressedtime]

[And passing is something that Sharon does indeed. This is when she notices Ren, and his lack of a coat. Rushing to him now, trying to usher him inside.]

Master Ren...! You'll catch a cold!

[perpetualfrown]

[djklagjkldfjklgafjklag]

Wait-- Stay over there! [Practically flattens himself to the doorway from seeing her rush his direction.]

[suppressedtime]

[Congrats Ren, you managed to get her slow down enough so she's still a few feet away.]

Don't be ridiculous.

[And taking another steeeeeeep.]

[perpetualfrown]

I'm not being ridiculous, you'll get stuck too-- [dljkgjkl DON'T COME ANY CLOSER.]

[suppressedtime]

I understand the tradition behind mistletoe, but that's hard any need to feel any obligation, Master Ren.

[An exasperated look as she fails to get what he means, seeing as she's made sure to keep her distance from others for a while now. And she took those final steps and is offering her hand.]

You must be terribly cold.

[perpetualfrown]

[Face + palm.] It's not-- [God damnit she got close enough. Now they're both stuck. Siiiiigh.]

These mistletoe shock people if they don't kiss.

[suppressedtime]

[... she takes a moment to think about that. How inconvenient. :| And she's still doing her very best to be as charming as always. A small smile.]

Can that not wait until you are warmer, Master Ren?

[perpetualfrown]

I'd like to, but the plant literally won't let us leave the doorway.

[suppressedtime]

... and did that stop you from moving earlier?

[if not... Ren, you're a moron]