unluckiest eighteenth ever [voice]

[perpetualfrown]

Whoever put the fucking mistletoe up, you had better make sure I don't find you.

[So if you're happening to pass outside of Horton, you'll see Ren standing there with his sword in hand and a rather sour look on his face. Do help him get indoors, he's not wearing a jacket :>]

Comments

[moarcowbell]

[Wandering past Ren]

[perpetualfrown]

[DON'T WALK SO CLOSE OR YOU'LL GET STUCK TOO. I AM NOT KISSING YOU.]

[moarcowbell]

[Stops walking and just stares.]

[perpetualfrown]

If you know what's good for you, Haru, you won't come over here right now. [Can't you see I'm trying to get unstuck?]

[moarcowbell]

[What was that he wasn't paying attention, wanders closer to Ren] Ah, hey.

[perpetualfrown]

[gjklajlkjklagd

SHARPLY POINTS AWAY.] Don't come over here!

[moarcowbell]

. . . Why, do you smell?

[perpetualfrown]

No, there's mistletoe. [And I'm already stuck in it.]

[moarcowbell]

... so?

[perpetualfrown]

I'm already stuck, and you don't want to be stuck. [I'm not kissing you.]

[moarcowbell]

Ah, maybe I can help you out. [Steps closer.]

[perpetualfrown]

Wh--No. Stay away! [Steps back. Too bad there's only so far that mistletoe will let him go.]

[moarcowbell]

[Finally gets close enough and holds out his hand. Hey, maybe dragging him out might work.]

[perpetualfrown]

[Refuses. He's not thinking in those terms.] Don't get any closer.

[moarcowbell]

Just take my hand.

[perpetualfrown]

[Scooowl. But after a long few more moments, sighs and takes his hand.]