May 01, 2006 23:59
I love Jolly Ranchers. The only down side to the long, thin ones is that glass-like consistency they achieve after being sucked on for a minute or two. My tounge is red both from the dye and human blood. I can't say it's that bad, espeically mixed with cherry.
May as well say, for old time's sake, that I have discovered two areas on my right breast that have lump-like qualities. I'm not overly concerned, as both spots are slightly painful, so it's probably just knotted muscle. Still, if anyone knows anything that could be related to my discovery, it would be helpful if you would comment. On the bright side, if it does happen to be cancer, I won't have any trouble finding a wig-donor. ^_^
Quote of the Day:
"Move! Move or I shall drive this desk into your body! It'll hit you in the thigh, and it'll be really painful!"
- Me, since none of you can come up with anything funny.