Dec 03, 2006 16:32
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I AM OLD. AN OLD OLD MAN.
.... WHAT.
There's... wrinkles. Everywhere. EVERYWHERE. And my hair is all weird and flat and white and...
... and I found a bird's nest in it.
It's so pretty...
It's... wow. It's the most amazing thing I've ever seen! I just... I can't explain it. It's just... so... cool.
I made a shrine to it. A shrine to my wonderful nest. I named it Twiggy and it shall be my twig. COME SEE MY AWESOME NEST. It makes everything good and happy again.
My roommate is a cute little old lady, though I don't think she's supposed to be that way.
My nest is so super-awesome. More awesome than hers. More awesome than yours.
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I... have no idea what the hell that was.