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Jun 29, 2005 21:27

OK Robbie williams is a bunch of slanderous words I don't want to say...

His new duet with Kylie Minogue called "kids" has dance moves copied shoulder shake by shoulder shake from Grease and His new cover of "she's the one" features him as an iceskating coach who desires the fame and love of his female student after suffering a devestating loss as a young iceskater. Her partner somehow ends up on crutches (missed just how) and he jumps in the last minute to do an incredibly spectacular and snobby ice performance with the hot young protegé. And now, they are playing a third robbie song wherein he wanders around his flat after an all night party, in his underwear with a black eye, drininking left over drinks and recalling the evening's events.
It features a lot of bugs, blood, snakes and an orgy at the end. It must be a Robbie Williams marathon, they are on number four, I don't think I can take much more of this...It has Rene Zelwiger (sp?) in it wearing a fuchia bra on the outside of her shirt and takes place inside what looks like a prison.

EDIT: Number 6 is "rock DJ" which make sme firmly belive that Robbie williams is a child of the Disco age. He has a futuristic, post apolcalyptic fashinoista version of Xanadu on this video, mixed with a strip show and Saturday night Fever. He just got fully naked then looked down at his cock (Which was blured out) and then he ripped off his skin and started thowing that and his muscles at the passing hot, coked out roller-disco-babes-of-the-future then danced as a bloody skeleton with the hot chick DJ that was spinning the futuristic "all skate".

NO, I'm not fucking High, but I think Robbie Williams must be.

Weird fucking Europeans.

Kait
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