Hungry?
I swear to God, if I ever have to order a Sausage Sensation over the phone, the conversation would go something like this:
Pizza Guy: Papa John's, how can I help you?
Me: Yes, hi! I'd like to order an EXTRA LARGE Sausage Sensation, please!
Pizza Guy: Uh...
pick up or delivery?
Me: Delivery, of course, and please make sure he brings a box of condoms and some lube.
lmfao! Gawwwwwd... it's like a badly acted scene from a cheap porn movie. I am not even kidding you, I got this thing over the mail, and I swear I was laughing my ass off in front of my mailbox when I saw it. eternalshiva said it best, "Somebody really wasn't paying attention when they came up with this new promotion."