Still without my own internet [but a rec to make me feel better]

[perpet_fic]

Would like to murder the fucking contract people whose response to our "When can we expect you on Monday" was, "Oh, just because they say we'll be there on Monday doesn't mean we'll be there on Monday."

I wish I were kidding.

But, you know what? I have wicked-hot Snape/Hermione porn to rec, and just enough of a wireless signal to do it. It's called "Tequila Shots". I found it at crack_broom, and my personal synopsis goes like this:

Snape and Draco run a bar. Harry and Hermione come in one night. Draco decides to shag Harry, and Snape had Hermione have ridiculously hot sex in a supply closet.

This story gets +5 awesome for writing Hermione as someone who is smart and comfortably sexual, as opposed to the "Eeek, a penis!" way she's sometimes written. Good times. Good, smutty times. It has made the day infinitely better.

EDIT: Oh, for fuck's sake, you probably want the link, right?

Here you go

Fucking hell.

::headdesk::