Because I just flooded royalneptune

[perpet_fic]

Gimmie a pairing, a fandom, and a general idea, and I'll ficlet for you in the comments. Check my tags for fandoms. Extra five points if you make it comics-related.

And, yes, I'm still working on the Percy/Oliver, but everyone needs a distraction, yes?

EDIT: I'm updating tags as I fill requests, so keep an eye if you've requested something.

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[leaper182]

PIKE IS FUCKING HAWWWWWWWWWWT.

And Bruce curses a lot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiqfgItkMZs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZAlqqq2HOE

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[perpet_fic]

And you just bested me in points with these clips.

Not just awesome, but awesome SAUCE.

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[leaper182]

:D

*eats ice cream*

*licks awesome sauce off the spoon*

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[perpet_fic]

I was really disappointed that Anton didn't get a chance to curse like the rest of the cast. And who is that chick? She understands that an interviewer interviews and doesn't just giggle, right?

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[perpet_fic]

And can I twitch at that editing? Because, WOW. It reminds me of The Husband mentioning his hatred for "Grey's Anatomy", not because of the scripts, the acting, or the sets, but because he timed the edits during an episode and averaged that the show never went more than 15-20 seconds before cutting to something else.

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[leaper182]

I did like the, "Have they invented Star Trek diapers? Because everyone is going to shit their pants when they see this movie!" joke.

Because I'm weird. :D

Bruce cursing was really funny. :D

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[perpet_fic]

I will grant +1 to the diapers line because I laughed as well. And then Zoe said she was wearing some, so she gets +1.

Bruce cursing is a FTW at all times. No matter what interviewer is on the other side.

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[leaper182]

Star Trek Depends! And Zachary was like, "As long as they don't have [Kirk] on them." or something like that. <3

But yes! Bruce cursing! Bruce cursing a lot.

I did like the part where she was asking if there was any shirtless!Pike, and Bruce was like, "Fuck no! You wanna let it all hang out?" or something like that.

Oh, Bruce. We think you're amazingly sexy. <3

I need more Pike icons.

[perpet_fic]

You are AWESOME. Just thought you should know.

This went Kirk/Pike. I don't think you mind.

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Swimming, his physical therapist tells him, is the best thing he can do for himself. It'll build up muscle, his therapist tells him, and it won't give him the same aches and pains as other types of exercise.

That last part is very, very true. Pike finds he has aches and pains in completely different places than he's ever had them before. When his legs had worked properly, he'd been a runner, but swimming is a completely different range of motion, and Pike finds himself trying to rub the cramps from his thighs after workouts

[leaper182]

*fans self*

PIKE SWIMMING.

Why am I imagining him in Speedos?

[perpet_fic]

Because your mind is a dirty whore. And I love you for it.

[leaper182]

Everybody just wants to be loved. <3