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[perpet_fic]

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[perpet_fic]

Ed/Lupo is always worth points. Because they are AWESOME.

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Lupo unlocks the door, throws his keys on the counter, and bends down to scratch behind Digger's ears. "Were you a good boy today?" Lupo asks, and pulls away when Digger tries to lick him.

"He found a playmate," Ed calls from the end of the hall. He walks out of the bedroom in a pair of sweatpants. There's a small, fuzzy kitten in his hands. "He found her in the alley behind the pizza place. Sniffed her out like a bloodhound."

Lupo raises his eyebrows as he looks at the kitten. "You know it's probably got a hundred parasites and diseases, right?"

"I tried to pull him away. He kept whining and pulling me back." Ed shifts his grip on the kitten when it opens it's eyes and looks around. "I gave it a bath in the bathroom sink."

"How do you still have hands?" Lupo reaches out and takes the kitten. It feels like it weighs barely a pound. It's ribs are hard curves against Lupo's palms, and he scratches it carefully under the chin. The kitten meows and curls closer to Lupo's body.

"Crap," Ed says, shaking his head. "You're already stuck on it."

"You brought it home," Lupo points out. He looks down when Digger noses his knee and crouches down so Digger can see the kitten. Digger takes a sniff, then licks the kitten from tail to head, leaving a sopping mess of fur in Lupo's hands. "Gross," Lupo says.

Ed laughs. "Oh, we are so keeping the little bastard." He bends down and scratches Digger under the chin. "Good dog."

"Don't encourage that," Lupo tells him and carefully puts the kitten on the floor. It looks around blearily, eyes Digger, and curls up against Ed's foot with a scared hiss.

"I'm naming it Dozer," Ed says. "All it's done since it's gotten here is eat a little and sleep a lot."

"You have to get it its shots. And you get to worm it. I have a heard enough time with the blockhead." Lupo gives Digger an affectionate pat as he walks into the kitchen. "What's for dinner?"

"Whatever you order in," Ed replies and tosses him the phone.

Lupo grins and dials. His grin gets wider when Ed yelps as the kitten tries to climb his leg. "That one's all yours," he says as the phone is picked up on the other end.

"Jackass," Ed mutters.

[royalneptune]

OMG you threw in puppies and kittens for me too! I'm dying inside from the adorable. And who the hell is Ed kidding, thinking it was Lupo loving the kitten that meant the kitten was staying. That cat was his the second he washed it in the sink. :P Which was adorable, by the way, big man and tiny cat and a bath. Oh man. EEE, thank you, this is too cute. I love it! :D

[perpet_fic]

Yay! I'm so happy you liked it. I have a love of tiny kitties [I've had a few] so anytime I can stick one in a story, I totally will. And Ed and Lupo are totally the type to take in the poor, sad kitty.