Crazy urges of a non-sexual nature

[perpet_fic]

I've got an itch in my bitching muscle to find all the crap fic on my flist and list it here, with the reasons for it being declared crap done up in my usual, four-letter-word-loving way. Decorum is keeping me at bay at the moment, but oh, it's tempting.

And this just in: The remake of "Cheaper by the Dozen" should have been taken out back and shot. When did Steve Martin become the poster child for shit remakes of great old films?