one-line drabble- 3/30
This week a lot more MS. XD The taking over of my brain continues, I suppose. ^^;;
Bleach
IchigoxRukia, Byakuya- Chaperone
When Rukia wants to go on an “outing” with Ichigo, Byakuya reminds his sister that amongst the nobility, it is standard practice to have a chaperone present during all courtship specific meetings and as such, his providing one is not something he is doing out of any malice towards her plans at all. However, when he sends Renji with her as acting chaperone in his place, Byakuya can admit to himself that yes, there may be just a tiny, tiny bit of spite involved.
UraharaxMayuri- Bravo!
“Oh, that’s just wonderful…amazing, useful… just… my, my… good work,” Urahara raves, close to something like tears of joy as he beams at a scowling and naked Mayuri and heartily congratulates his subordinate upon his accidental development of an ingenious chemical compound that eats away any clothing it’s placed on quickly and completely.
HanatarouxGanjyu- Be Aggressive!
Ganjyu is literally bowled over upon returning home from his first eleventh division survival training week away, Hanatarou launching himself in a relieved and overjoyed manner into the new shinigami’s arms, wrapping his legs around the larger man’s waist and earning the wild and raucous cheers of his fellow eleventh divisioners in the background, the five of whom Yamada obviously hadn’t seen in the threshold given his reaction (shocked blushing and the instant closing of his open robe) to the appreciative applause.
GanjyuxHanatarou, Yumi- Frankly!
“Quite honestly, I think you can do better,” Yumichika tells Hanatarou with a wink, the pretty fifth seat handing his new subordinate a broom and not minding it at all that Ganjyu is in the same room as he happily discusses with Hanatarou, the joys having sex with good-looking men.
UraharaxMayuri- Birthday!
When Urahara pops out of a giant cake wearing nothing but a banner that reads “Happy Birthday,” Mayuri promptly puts the lid back on the hollowed out treat and duct tapes it down, marking it to be sent to the incinerator.
Iba, Renji- Teammates
As the two new recruits look at each other warily from opposite sides of the room, their prey seemingly trapped between them, Iba nods at Renji who nods back in agreement, the two eleventh division shinigami sending up silent prayers to whatever god may be listening as they finalize their plan and jump, hoping that this time they’ll finally be able to catch fukutaichou in time to give her the bath taichou had ordered more than an hour earlier.
Ichigo, anti-Ichigo- Understanding
Even though a part of Ichigo thinks that they’ll pretty much be fighting amongst one another for all eternity, when Rukia storms into the room, takes them both by the ears and demands that they stop being so noisy, he and his Hollow zanpakutou look at each other with similarly pained expressions, the two opposite halves finding that no mater how much each of them will attempt to snuff the other out in the future, there will always be some things in this universe yet, that neither will be able to overcome no matter how seemingly strong.
ShuuheixYumichika- Iba
Shuuhei has a sneaking suspicion that his best friend might have at one point, had something like a crush on Yumichika, and while he understands and sympathizes, the vice-captain can’t help but be glad that it’s never become an issue they could fight over, because when it comes to Yumi, Shuuhei thinks he’d kick just about anybody’s ass to keep the other man with him.
KenseixShinji- Hard
When Kensei scoffs, looking down at the blond disbelievingly as he mutters, “Dammit, Shinji, all ya gotta do is hold the damn ladder steady, stupid. Is it really that hard?” derisively, Shinji’s only response is a bit of a nervous smile, the other Vizord doing his best to bite back the comment that yes, it is incredibly hard as he stares at the larger man’s ass right in front of his face.
ByakuyaxRenji - You're Such a Tease
When Renji takes a stick of Pocky into his mouth and proceeds to suck on it with considerable enthusiasm for a good ten minutes in an attempt to get all the chocolate off, Byakuya sighs and gets up from his desk, stiffly informing his vice-captain that he will be in the restroom for the next fifteen or so minutes and that the redhead will no longer be allowed to snack in the office if he insists on making those undignified sucking sounds every three seconds.
ShunxJyuu- Seme!Jyuu
Jyuushirou is never bothered by the constant murmurings of those around him, the rumors that he is Kyouraku-taichou’s “wife” not at all disturbing in the least because while that may be marginally true when he picks up after his lover and pours him a warm cup of sake at the end of each day, the fact of the matter is that husband and wife have no relevance to the way the two of them fit together at night, no importance to the way he can look down at Shunsui and touch the other man’s face when they make love or how they laugh together afterwards, flushed and panting, curled up around one another side-by-side, neither top or bottom at all.
OrihimexTatsuki - Closet
When Tatsuki awkwardly mentions something about coming out of the closet to Orihime one day, the other girl’s eyes go wide and she immediately ducks into hers, worried that someone might have been trapped in hers as well, and she just never noticed.
MS!GinxIl Forte- Family
Il Forte bites his lip to keep from crying out as Gin pushes in, the long-haired youth looking back up into his new leader’s eyes as Ichimaru smiles and pets his hair, murmuring “Welcome to the family,” into the young man’s ear, the senior Arrancar punctuating his warm welcome with a savage thrust of hips.
MS!GrimmjawxUrquiola, ShuuheixYumichika- Problematic
“This could be a problem,” Shuuhei murmurs, feeling a headache coming on as Yumichika continues to infuriate Grimmjaw and Urquiola has to hold the other Arrancar back so he doesn’t try to kill boss’s boyfriend.
MS!Urquiola, Il Forte- Underlying
There’s an underlying tension between the two, Grimmjaw has noticed, the pair of marginally good-looking fruitcakes primping and preening and undoubtedly attempting to outdo one another for title of prettiest Arrancar as they suck up to Aizen-sama enough that Grimmjaw wants to tie them both up, throw them in a dark room, and show them what happens to pretty ones who catch the attention of dangerous men.
MS!Shinji, Kira, Iba, Yumi- Preoccupation
Yumichika-san and Shinji-san are both too busy fussing over the new spring designs that just came into Neiman’s to notice that Tetsu is staring longingly at the pretty host, but Kira, shy and quietly in the background, can see it all, having the time to pay careful attention to the three other men because no one is really paying any to him.
MS!ShuuheixYumichika, IbaxKira- In Stereo
Shuuhei knows it’s not a competition, but he can’t help but throw Yumichika over the nearest flat surface whenever the wall starts pounding because of the apartment next door and his lover gets a goofy, vaguely intrigued smile on his face, Hisagi determined at those moments to remind Yumichika that they can rock the house just as well (if not better) than the novices next door.
MS!IbaxYumichika- Turn on
Yumichika pouts and asks Tetsu to please turn on the air conditioning as sweat rolls down his throat and makes his already tight clothing stick to him just a little bit more, the pretty host unable to fathom why the other man never seems to have it already running when he comes over, given the current heat wave they’re experiencing.
MS!IbaxKira, Yumichika- Eavesdrop
The fact that Kira is shouting his head off as the wall between their apartments thumps rhythmically is enough to make Yumichika a little hot under the collar, the pretty host unable to help but imagine how it might feel to be the object of Tetsu’s desires himself as he listens to the new couple go for their third round in so many hours.
MS!GrimmjawxUrquiola, Nemu- I fuckin' Hate You
When he sees the doctor’s whore daughter with Urquiola he manages to bite back his first instinct (to kill her) and manages to grab the other boy’s hand instead, dragging him away and glaring at Nemu hard enough that the bitch knows she’d be dead if he could get away with it, all the while telling himself that the big sad eyes the slut are looking at him with is in no way affecting his resolve on the matter.
MS!ShuuYumi, Kira- Pounding
The first time he heard a raucous pounding come from the other side of his wall he’d thought it was an earthquake and freaked out about it; the second time he heard it he realized, pink-cheeked, that this time the quaking part was caused by his own erratic heartbeat.
MS!GrimmjawxUrquiola, ShuuheixYumichika- Men
“I don’t like men! Not like that anyway,” Grimmjaw insists unconvincingly, hand still wrapped around Urquiola’s wrist as he storms away, red-faced, from a smirking Shuuhei and Yumichika tag-team pair.
MS!Iba, Hisagi- Cause of the Noise
Shuuhei doesn’t think the sound of the sex noises from the next door apartment is half as grating once he discovers that it’s Iba doing the grunting, given that as a result, the moony bastard can get over his serious case of blue balls regarding Hisagi’s boyfriend and stop chasing after Yumi like some sort of love-struck puppy dog.
MS!GrimmjawxUrquiola, Nemu- Satisfying Crunch
He can’t beat her up because that quack doctor of a dad of hers might cross some wires wrong in the future should he need medical treatment, so when he sees Urquiola talking to the bitch again, he reigns in his anger and breaks the nose of a passing businessman instead.
MS!Ikkaku, Yumichika, Nemu - So Cute!
Ikkaku rolls his eyes as he watches Yumichika take the new friend he’s made shopping, the bald bartender unable to help but notice that while Yumi states that a lot of clothes would look cute on Nemu, the pretty host is more concerned with the fact that there’s much more that would look “absolutely adorable” on him.
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MS!Ikkaku, Yumichika, Nemu - So Cute!
Ikkaku rolls his eyes as he watches Yumichika takes the new friend he’s made shopping, the bald bartender unable to help but notice that while Yumi states that a lot of clothes would look cute on Nemu, the pretty host is more concerned with the fact that there’s much more that would look “absolutely adorable” on him.
MS!Yumichika, Momo, Nemu- I Think So
When Momo parades Nemu out in the new outfit she’s picked for the other girl, thinking that it’s absolutely the most wonderful thing ever, Yumichika sighs at the pink-and-white bunny-printed sundress and shakes his head, deciding that maybe asking Momo-chan (as sweet and disarming as she is) along today wasn’t exactly his most brilliant idea to date.
MS!IbaxYumi- All Mine
Upon being dumped again, it’s a little bit sad how easily Tetsu finds himself being appeased about everything when Yumi snuggles up to him consolingly and murmurs, “Well good… I have you all to myself again,” as he pets the taller man’s hair and sits really close, smelling and sounding and feeling perfect right there at Tetsu’s side.
MS!Hisagi, IbaxKira- All Alone
Shuuhei groans when the pounding on the wall begins again, the Arrancar stuck alone in bed listening while Yumi’s locked himself in the bathroom, the pretty host pouting over a careless comment Shuuhei made about how Kira’s moans kind of made him horny.
MS!GrimmjawxUrquiola, Nemu, Mayu- Uh Oh
Nemu and Urquiola exchange frightened looks as Mayuri and Grimmjaw glare at each other menacingly, Mayuri murmuring, “WHAT did you say?” upon hearing Grimmjaw’s accusation regarding Nemu and her promiscuous behavior towards Urquiola.
MS!GrimmjawxUrquiola, Nemu- Dead Chick
He wonders if he can maybe murder her when no one is looking and dump her body in a river somewhere where no one will look, Grimmjaw finding himself entertaining his “Kill the Bitch-Whore!” fantasies more and more whenever he sees her interacting with Urquiola, and while he’s not sure WHY exactly he feels this way, the fact that he does is good enough reason for him to see into how much it costs for a couple of cement blocks and a yard or two of rope.
MS!IbaxYumi- Better Man
He convinces himself that maybe he’s become a better man somehow, from knowing Yumichika; in any case his daily workout routines have pretty much doubled in time and intensity, making for a very fit, very healthy, very…lonely Tetsu.
One Piece
Ace, Luffy- Smile
The great thing about having Luffy for a kid brother, Ace thinks, is that no matter how much he beats up the runt, afterwards--even if the other boy is bruised and bloody-- if Ace smiles at him, Luffy always smiles back.
ZoroxSanji- Chopper
As Sanji finishes sliding his clothes back on, he blinks and steals a look at a naked and panting Zoro, the smell of sweat and sex heavy in the air between them. Then, belatedly, he blinks and asks in a vaguely horrified kind of way, “If even I can smell it… do you think Chopper can…” he swallows, "from even farther away?"
ZoroxSanji- Um. No.
When the idiot marimo holds up one of his spatulas and waggles his eyebrows suggestively, Sanji kicks the dumbass perverted bastard in the head and shows him where he can shove that damn thing on himself.
ZoroxSanji- No Means No, Dammit
When, even after the lesson he taught him five minutes ago, Zoro pops back up in Sanji’s line of sight holding the spatula and still looking determined, Sanji can’t help but think the big idiot kind of liked the way the cook had refused before.
ZoroxSanji, Luffy- Why Are You Doing That?
When Luffy sees Zoro grinning, trailing a twitching Sanji around the Merry with a bent spatula in hand, the captain cocks his head to the side and asks, “Ne…Zoro, do you want to flip Sanji over?” causing the blond chef to whirl on the swordsman and dare the bastard to answer that affirmatively.
ZoroxSanji, Luffy, Nami- Spatula?
Nami jumps a bit when her sunbathing is interrupted by what looks like a retarded spatula flying (and imbedding itself) into the wooden boards of the Merry near her feet, the navigator sighing and looking up in time to hear Luffy’s raucous, amused cry of: “Ahahaha, Zoro wants to flip Sanji over!” amidst the sound of the cook trying very convincingly to kill the swordsman by repeatedly kicking him in the head.
ZoroxSanji- Take off Your Pants!
Zoro blinks at Sanji incredulously, not quite able to believe it when the blond gets all weepy and interpersonal like this, demanding that the swordsman take of his pants and get similarly naked before the chef will agree to have sex.. Later, when a smug Sanji takes all of Zoro’s clothes and dumps them overboard while the swordsman is dozing-- leaving him naked and in the middle of the galley and sticky on top of everything else-Zoro belatedly gets it.
Fruits Basket
Kyou, Shigure- Test
It’s an experiment of sorts, Shigure thinks-when, for example, he says something about Kyou’s abilities (or inabilities as the case may be) the cat sees red and conversely, when he says something about Tohru’s abilities, the cat turns pink-and delighted at his findings, the dog chuckles to himself and can’t help but chalk up his results as that wonderful thing called unwitting love.
Naruto
Naruto, Iruka- Family
He supposes that a part of him has always been a teacher before anything else, but imagine Iruka’s surprise when he sets out to show Naruto what family is--based on the foggy memories of what his parents were able to give him in their short time together-- and in so doing, discovers that really, he and Naruto are teaching each other as they go.
Firefly
Wash, River- Training
She’s never piloted before, true, but if she closes her eyes and listens just a little, she can feel the imprint he’s left behind, can sense the subtle shifts and adjustments he made to make this place his, and like he’s whispering in her ear the whole way, she takes Serenity up, up, up, high enough that for a moment, they’re-all of them-- side-by-side again.
Killua, Gon- 17 Part 2
When the tension between the two gets completely unbearable, Leorio throws his hands up in the air and demands that the two of them tell him exactly what happened to make them so quiet, causing Gon to blush bright pink and admit, “I thought Killua was attacking me in his sleep!”
Also, Off topic, but MS! AU Arrancar pron written because I was bribed: Riding in Cars With Strangers
Bleach
IchigoxRukia, Byakuya- Chaperone
When Rukia wants to go on an “outing” with Ichigo, Byakuya reminds his sister that amongst the nobility, it is standard practice to have a chaperone present during all courtship specific meetings and as such, his providing one is not something he is doing out of any malice towards her plans at all. However, when he sends Renji with her as acting chaperone in his place, Byakuya can admit to himself that yes, there may be just a tiny, tiny bit of spite involved.
UraharaxMayuri- Bravo!
“Oh, that’s just wonderful…amazing, useful… just… my, my… good work,” Urahara raves, close to something like tears of joy as he beams at a scowling and naked Mayuri and heartily congratulates his subordinate upon his accidental development of an ingenious chemical compound that eats away any clothing it’s placed on quickly and completely.
HanatarouxGanjyu- Be Aggressive!
Ganjyu is literally bowled over upon returning home from his first eleventh division survival training week away, Hanatarou launching himself in a relieved and overjoyed manner into the new shinigami’s arms, wrapping his legs around the larger man’s waist and earning the wild and raucous cheers of his fellow eleventh divisioners in the background, the five of whom Yamada obviously hadn’t seen in the threshold given his reaction (shocked blushing and the instant closing of his open robe) to the appreciative applause.
GanjyuxHanatarou, Yumi- Frankly!
“Quite honestly, I think you can do better,” Yumichika tells Hanatarou with a wink, the pretty fifth seat handing his new subordinate a broom and not minding it at all that Ganjyu is in the same room as he happily discusses with Hanatarou, the joys having sex with good-looking men.
UraharaxMayuri- Birthday!
When Urahara pops out of a giant cake wearing nothing but a banner that reads “Happy Birthday,” Mayuri promptly puts the lid back on the hollowed out treat and duct tapes it down, marking it to be sent to the incinerator.
Iba, Renji- Teammates
As the two new recruits look at each other warily from opposite sides of the room, their prey seemingly trapped between them, Iba nods at Renji who nods back in agreement, the two eleventh division shinigami sending up silent prayers to whatever god may be listening as they finalize their plan and jump, hoping that this time they’ll finally be able to catch fukutaichou in time to give her the bath taichou had ordered more than an hour earlier.
Ichigo, anti-Ichigo- Understanding
Even though a part of Ichigo thinks that they’ll pretty much be fighting amongst one another for all eternity, when Rukia storms into the room, takes them both by the ears and demands that they stop being so noisy, he and his Hollow zanpakutou look at each other with similarly pained expressions, the two opposite halves finding that no mater how much each of them will attempt to snuff the other out in the future, there will always be some things in this universe yet, that neither will be able to overcome no matter how seemingly strong.
ShuuheixYumichika- Iba
Shuuhei has a sneaking suspicion that his best friend might have at one point, had something like a crush on Yumichika, and while he understands and sympathizes, the vice-captain can’t help but be glad that it’s never become an issue they could fight over, because when it comes to Yumi, Shuuhei thinks he’d kick just about anybody’s ass to keep the other man with him.
KenseixShinji- Hard
When Kensei scoffs, looking down at the blond disbelievingly as he mutters, “Dammit, Shinji, all ya gotta do is hold the damn ladder steady, stupid. Is it really that hard?” derisively, Shinji’s only response is a bit of a nervous smile, the other Vizord doing his best to bite back the comment that yes, it is incredibly hard as he stares at the larger man’s ass right in front of his face.
ByakuyaxRenji - You're Such a Tease
When Renji takes a stick of Pocky into his mouth and proceeds to suck on it with considerable enthusiasm for a good ten minutes in an attempt to get all the chocolate off, Byakuya sighs and gets up from his desk, stiffly informing his vice-captain that he will be in the restroom for the next fifteen or so minutes and that the redhead will no longer be allowed to snack in the office if he insists on making those undignified sucking sounds every three seconds.
ShunxJyuu- Seme!Jyuu
Jyuushirou is never bothered by the constant murmurings of those around him, the rumors that he is Kyouraku-taichou’s “wife” not at all disturbing in the least because while that may be marginally true when he picks up after his lover and pours him a warm cup of sake at the end of each day, the fact of the matter is that husband and wife have no relevance to the way the two of them fit together at night, no importance to the way he can look down at Shunsui and touch the other man’s face when they make love or how they laugh together afterwards, flushed and panting, curled up around one another side-by-side, neither top or bottom at all.
OrihimexTatsuki - Closet
When Tatsuki awkwardly mentions something about coming out of the closet to Orihime one day, the other girl’s eyes go wide and she immediately ducks into hers, worried that someone might have been trapped in hers as well, and she just never noticed.
MS!GinxIl Forte- Family
Il Forte bites his lip to keep from crying out as Gin pushes in, the long-haired youth looking back up into his new leader’s eyes as Ichimaru smiles and pets his hair, murmuring “Welcome to the family,” into the young man’s ear, the senior Arrancar punctuating his warm welcome with a savage thrust of hips.
MS!GrimmjawxUrquiola, ShuuheixYumichika- Problematic
“This could be a problem,” Shuuhei murmurs, feeling a headache coming on as Yumichika continues to infuriate Grimmjaw and Urquiola has to hold the other Arrancar back so he doesn’t try to kill boss’s boyfriend.
MS!Urquiola, Il Forte- Underlying
There’s an underlying tension between the two, Grimmjaw has noticed, the pair of marginally good-looking fruitcakes primping and preening and undoubtedly attempting to outdo one another for title of prettiest Arrancar as they suck up to Aizen-sama enough that Grimmjaw wants to tie them both up, throw them in a dark room, and show them what happens to pretty ones who catch the attention of dangerous men.
MS!Shinji, Kira, Iba, Yumi- Preoccupation
Yumichika-san and Shinji-san are both too busy fussing over the new spring designs that just came into Neiman’s to notice that Tetsu is staring longingly at the pretty host, but Kira, shy and quietly in the background, can see it all, having the time to pay careful attention to the three other men because no one is really paying any to him.
MS!ShuuheixYumichika, IbaxKira- In Stereo
Shuuhei knows it’s not a competition, but he can’t help but throw Yumichika over the nearest flat surface whenever the wall starts pounding because of the apartment next door and his lover gets a goofy, vaguely intrigued smile on his face, Hisagi determined at those moments to remind Yumichika that they can rock the house just as well (if not better) than the novices next door.
MS!IbaxYumichika- Turn on
Yumichika pouts and asks Tetsu to please turn on the air conditioning as sweat rolls down his throat and makes his already tight clothing stick to him just a little bit more, the pretty host unable to fathom why the other man never seems to have it already running when he comes over, given the current heat wave they’re experiencing.
MS!IbaxKira, Yumichika- Eavesdrop
The fact that Kira is shouting his head off as the wall between their apartments thumps rhythmically is enough to make Yumichika a little hot under the collar, the pretty host unable to help but imagine how it might feel to be the object of Tetsu’s desires himself as he listens to the new couple go for their third round in so many hours.
MS!GrimmjawxUrquiola, Nemu- I fuckin' Hate You
When he sees the doctor’s whore daughter with Urquiola he manages to bite back his first instinct (to kill her) and manages to grab the other boy’s hand instead, dragging him away and glaring at Nemu hard enough that the bitch knows she’d be dead if he could get away with it, all the while telling himself that the big sad eyes the slut are looking at him with is in no way affecting his resolve on the matter.
MS!ShuuYumi, Kira- Pounding
The first time he heard a raucous pounding come from the other side of his wall he’d thought it was an earthquake and freaked out about it; the second time he heard it he realized, pink-cheeked, that this time the quaking part was caused by his own erratic heartbeat.
MS!GrimmjawxUrquiola, ShuuheixYumichika- Men
“I don’t like men! Not like that anyway,” Grimmjaw insists unconvincingly, hand still wrapped around Urquiola’s wrist as he storms away, red-faced, from a smirking Shuuhei and Yumichika tag-team pair.
MS!Iba, Hisagi- Cause of the Noise
Shuuhei doesn’t think the sound of the sex noises from the next door apartment is half as grating once he discovers that it’s Iba doing the grunting, given that as a result, the moony bastard can get over his serious case of blue balls regarding Hisagi’s boyfriend and stop chasing after Yumi like some sort of love-struck puppy dog.
MS!GrimmjawxUrquiola, Nemu- Satisfying Crunch
He can’t beat her up because that quack doctor of a dad of hers might cross some wires wrong in the future should he need medical treatment, so when he sees Urquiola talking to the bitch again, he reigns in his anger and breaks the nose of a passing businessman instead.
MS!Ikkaku, Yumichika, Nemu - So Cute!
Ikkaku rolls his eyes as he watches Yumichika take the new friend he’s made shopping, the bald bartender unable to help but notice that while Yumi states that a lot of clothes would look cute on Nemu, the pretty host is more concerned with the fact that there’s much more that would look “absolutely adorable” on him.
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2006-03-31 01:25 am UTC (link) DeleteFreezeScreen Select
MS!Ikkaku, Yumichika, Nemu - So Cute!
Ikkaku rolls his eyes as he watches Yumichika takes the new friend he’s made shopping, the bald bartender unable to help but notice that while Yumi states that a lot of clothes would look cute on Nemu, the pretty host is more concerned with the fact that there’s much more that would look “absolutely adorable” on him.
MS!Yumichika, Momo, Nemu- I Think So
When Momo parades Nemu out in the new outfit she’s picked for the other girl, thinking that it’s absolutely the most wonderful thing ever, Yumichika sighs at the pink-and-white bunny-printed sundress and shakes his head, deciding that maybe asking Momo-chan (as sweet and disarming as she is) along today wasn’t exactly his most brilliant idea to date.
MS!IbaxYumi- All Mine
Upon being dumped again, it’s a little bit sad how easily Tetsu finds himself being appeased about everything when Yumi snuggles up to him consolingly and murmurs, “Well good… I have you all to myself again,” as he pets the taller man’s hair and sits really close, smelling and sounding and feeling perfect right there at Tetsu’s side.
MS!Hisagi, IbaxKira- All Alone
Shuuhei groans when the pounding on the wall begins again, the Arrancar stuck alone in bed listening while Yumi’s locked himself in the bathroom, the pretty host pouting over a careless comment Shuuhei made about how Kira’s moans kind of made him horny.
MS!GrimmjawxUrquiola, Nemu, Mayu- Uh Oh
Nemu and Urquiola exchange frightened looks as Mayuri and Grimmjaw glare at each other menacingly, Mayuri murmuring, “WHAT did you say?” upon hearing Grimmjaw’s accusation regarding Nemu and her promiscuous behavior towards Urquiola.
MS!GrimmjawxUrquiola, Nemu- Dead Chick
He wonders if he can maybe murder her when no one is looking and dump her body in a river somewhere where no one will look, Grimmjaw finding himself entertaining his “Kill the Bitch-Whore!” fantasies more and more whenever he sees her interacting with Urquiola, and while he’s not sure WHY exactly he feels this way, the fact that he does is good enough reason for him to see into how much it costs for a couple of cement blocks and a yard or two of rope.
MS!IbaxYumi- Better Man
He convinces himself that maybe he’s become a better man somehow, from knowing Yumichika; in any case his daily workout routines have pretty much doubled in time and intensity, making for a very fit, very healthy, very…lonely Tetsu.
One Piece
Ace, Luffy- Smile
The great thing about having Luffy for a kid brother, Ace thinks, is that no matter how much he beats up the runt, afterwards--even if the other boy is bruised and bloody-- if Ace smiles at him, Luffy always smiles back.
ZoroxSanji- Chopper
As Sanji finishes sliding his clothes back on, he blinks and steals a look at a naked and panting Zoro, the smell of sweat and sex heavy in the air between them. Then, belatedly, he blinks and asks in a vaguely horrified kind of way, “If even I can smell it… do you think Chopper can…” he swallows, "from even farther away?"
ZoroxSanji- Um. No.
When the idiot marimo holds up one of his spatulas and waggles his eyebrows suggestively, Sanji kicks the dumbass perverted bastard in the head and shows him where he can shove that damn thing on himself.
ZoroxSanji- No Means No, Dammit
When, even after the lesson he taught him five minutes ago, Zoro pops back up in Sanji’s line of sight holding the spatula and still looking determined, Sanji can’t help but think the big idiot kind of liked the way the cook had refused before.
ZoroxSanji, Luffy- Why Are You Doing That?
When Luffy sees Zoro grinning, trailing a twitching Sanji around the Merry with a bent spatula in hand, the captain cocks his head to the side and asks, “Ne…Zoro, do you want to flip Sanji over?” causing the blond chef to whirl on the swordsman and dare the bastard to answer that affirmatively.
ZoroxSanji, Luffy, Nami- Spatula?
Nami jumps a bit when her sunbathing is interrupted by what looks like a retarded spatula flying (and imbedding itself) into the wooden boards of the Merry near her feet, the navigator sighing and looking up in time to hear Luffy’s raucous, amused cry of: “Ahahaha, Zoro wants to flip Sanji over!” amidst the sound of the cook trying very convincingly to kill the swordsman by repeatedly kicking him in the head.
ZoroxSanji- Take off Your Pants!
Zoro blinks at Sanji incredulously, not quite able to believe it when the blond gets all weepy and interpersonal like this, demanding that the swordsman take of his pants and get similarly naked before the chef will agree to have sex.. Later, when a smug Sanji takes all of Zoro’s clothes and dumps them overboard while the swordsman is dozing-- leaving him naked and in the middle of the galley and sticky on top of everything else-Zoro belatedly gets it.
Fruits Basket
Kyou, Shigure- Test
It’s an experiment of sorts, Shigure thinks-when, for example, he says something about Kyou’s abilities (or inabilities as the case may be) the cat sees red and conversely, when he says something about Tohru’s abilities, the cat turns pink-and delighted at his findings, the dog chuckles to himself and can’t help but chalk up his results as that wonderful thing called unwitting love.
Naruto
Naruto, Iruka- Family
He supposes that a part of him has always been a teacher before anything else, but imagine Iruka’s surprise when he sets out to show Naruto what family is--based on the foggy memories of what his parents were able to give him in their short time together-- and in so doing, discovers that really, he and Naruto are teaching each other as they go.
Firefly
Wash, River- Training
She’s never piloted before, true, but if she closes her eyes and listens just a little, she can feel the imprint he’s left behind, can sense the subtle shifts and adjustments he made to make this place his, and like he’s whispering in her ear the whole way, she takes Serenity up, up, up, high enough that for a moment, they’re-all of them-- side-by-side again.
Killua, Gon- 17 Part 2
When the tension between the two gets completely unbearable, Leorio throws his hands up in the air and demands that the two of them tell him exactly what happened to make them so quiet, causing Gon to blush bright pink and admit, “I thought Killua was attacking me in his sleep!”
Also, Off topic, but MS! AU Arrancar pron written because I was bribed: Riding in Cars With Strangers