One-line Drabble 3/9
ARGH PROJECTS ARGH QUIZ ARGH SCREENPLAY ARGH ARGH.
*Cough* now that that's over and done with...the requests for this week... again, not a bad haul. ^^
Grammar as always, optional.
Rukia, 3x6x9- Glorious Retardation
When she asks them what sorts of things a man likes to receive on his birthday and their responses are “…maid outfits and bunny ears?”, “hehe…head,” and “presents, I think,” respectively, Rukia throws her hands up in the air and walks off without even yelling at them once, because asking Renji and his idiot friends for advice on what to buy Ichigo was stupid of her in the first place and she can’t really blame anyone for their less-than-intelligent answers but herself (and possibly some debilitating retardation gene inextricably linked to their DNA) .
Thugs- Chocolate
Ikkaku and Iba are grudgingly impressed with Shuuhei when they see the literal armfuls of chocolate the asshole managed to pull off for Valentine’s Day, and their admiration lasts right up until the moment the idiot ruins it all by tossing them each a box of candy and grinning as he announces, “Dig in boys, I got this all 50% off at the store during the day after sale.”
ShuuheixYumichika- Honey
When Shuuhei absently asks Ikkaku to pass him the honey, he doesn’t expect it when Madarame responds by depositing Yumichika snuggly into the vice-captain’s lap before the bald shinigami rolls his eyes mutters, “There, ya happy now, asshole?” to the giggling fifth-seat and grabs his pastry to go, leaving the other two to their dessert… alone.
RenjixRukia- Lamp Post
When the big lamp in her room suddenly burns out, she makes Renji pay for every short joke he’s ever made by handing him a flashlight and telling him how convenient it is that he’s nice and tall and the exact same height as the currently incapacitated light so that yes, she can do her homework just like she would on any other night, yay.
Hitsugaya, Karin,
The first time he sees her he almost, almost charges in to save her from what looks like an attacking (admittedly low-level) Hollow, but he stops when he realizes-amazingly-that she’s not being attacked so much as grabbing the pathetic thing and shaking it a little.
RenjixByakuya- Ichigo and Rukia
When, in the middle of sex, Renji speculatively murmurs, “you think there’s something going on with Ichigo and Rukia?” into Byakuya’s ear, the Kuchiki prince scowls and pushes back harder, the result of which causes the redhead to curse colorfully as the action succeeds in getting Abarai’s mind back to where it should be: below his waist.
Byakuya, Kaien- Drunk
Byakuya has only gotten drunk once that he can remember, and he’s never done it again since because when he woke up on that first morning after, Kaien had rolls upon rolls (the bastard) of incriminating photos and Byakuya had (strangely enough) “Hot Stuff” tattooed in lightning bolt form on his ass.
KyoxUki- Cuddles
Shunsui has needed at least one hug from him every day that Jyuushirou’s known the big flirt, and if he doesn’t get it, Ukitake is plagued with hours of moping and facing “Shun-chan’s sad face” afterwards, Kyouraku looking like he’s going to die of depression unless the other captain rectifies the situation and holds him until his proverbial tail starts wagging again (part of Jyuushirou suspects it’s all just a big ploy for attention, but most of him doesn’t really care if it is, to be honest).
IkkakuxKira- Social Gathering
Ikkaku looks stunning in the formal clothing Kira managed to wrangle him into for Rukia’s wedding party, but, sadly, as the blonde watches the bald death god head-butt one of the Kuchiki family elders for making a snide comment about his manners, he realizes that his boyfriend just isn’t cut out for these types of social gatherings, no matter how nicely he may clean up, appearance-wise.
KiraxRenji- Finesse
It takes a lot more concentration and precision to alter the Kidoh spell they learned in class today so that it does exactly what he wants it to, but Kira thinks it’s well worth the effort when, instead of Renji exploding, only his clothes do.
3x6x9- Serious Business
“Alright fellas, think hard, this is important!” Renji announces soberly, the three vice-captains standing around and trying to figure out how they’re going to play poker tonight when Shuuhei’s deck is missing all the heart cards (Yumichika cut them all out and pasted them to Hisagi’s lunch notes).
Hanatarou- Chocolate
Hanatarou makes chocolate for Ganjyu on Valentine’s Day because he read that that was the custom in the human world, and blushing, he tries to explain that to his friend when the larger man freaks out and scurries up the nearest tree after the little shinigami presents him with the gift, the Shiba pink-cheeked and staring down at Hana as he croaks, “Just what in the hell do you mean by givin’ me that?”
Mayuri- Extendable
“I am not a toy!” Mayuri seethes ineffectually as Yamamoto looks calmly on, the first division captain patiently waiting for the younger man to follow his orders and extend some part of himself upwards so that he can fetch one of the neighborhood children’s kites from where it’s stuck in a particularly tall tree.
Zoro, Luffy- Hair
“Stop moving, stupid!” Zoro warns as Luffy claps his feet together happily, the swordsman warily using Yubashiri and Sandai Kitetsu to give the captain his first haircut in months.
Mal, Wash- Zombie Planet
When they realize the inhabitants of the planet they have to make a stop at are all hungry for brains, Mal and Wash look at each other for a moment as they deliberate on a method of getting what they need while not having any of the crew's brains eaten, and after much thought, the two of them reach some sort of silent consensus and simultaneously announce, "We're sending Jayne."
I didn't even bother to edit these. ^^;;
*Cough* now that that's over and done with...the requests for this week... again, not a bad haul. ^^
Grammar as always, optional.
Rukia, 3x6x9- Glorious Retardation
When she asks them what sorts of things a man likes to receive on his birthday and their responses are “…maid outfits and bunny ears?”, “hehe…head,” and “presents, I think,” respectively, Rukia throws her hands up in the air and walks off without even yelling at them once, because asking Renji and his idiot friends for advice on what to buy Ichigo was stupid of her in the first place and she can’t really blame anyone for their less-than-intelligent answers but herself (and possibly some debilitating retardation gene inextricably linked to their DNA) .
Thugs- Chocolate
Ikkaku and Iba are grudgingly impressed with Shuuhei when they see the literal armfuls of chocolate the asshole managed to pull off for Valentine’s Day, and their admiration lasts right up until the moment the idiot ruins it all by tossing them each a box of candy and grinning as he announces, “Dig in boys, I got this all 50% off at the store during the day after sale.”
ShuuheixYumichika- Honey
When Shuuhei absently asks Ikkaku to pass him the honey, he doesn’t expect it when Madarame responds by depositing Yumichika snuggly into the vice-captain’s lap before the bald shinigami rolls his eyes mutters, “There, ya happy now, asshole?” to the giggling fifth-seat and grabs his pastry to go, leaving the other two to their dessert… alone.
RenjixRukia- Lamp Post
When the big lamp in her room suddenly burns out, she makes Renji pay for every short joke he’s ever made by handing him a flashlight and telling him how convenient it is that he’s nice and tall and the exact same height as the currently incapacitated light so that yes, she can do her homework just like she would on any other night, yay.
Hitsugaya, Karin,
The first time he sees her he almost, almost charges in to save her from what looks like an attacking (admittedly low-level) Hollow, but he stops when he realizes-amazingly-that she’s not being attacked so much as grabbing the pathetic thing and shaking it a little.
RenjixByakuya- Ichigo and Rukia
When, in the middle of sex, Renji speculatively murmurs, “you think there’s something going on with Ichigo and Rukia?” into Byakuya’s ear, the Kuchiki prince scowls and pushes back harder, the result of which causes the redhead to curse colorfully as the action succeeds in getting Abarai’s mind back to where it should be: below his waist.
Byakuya, Kaien- Drunk
Byakuya has only gotten drunk once that he can remember, and he’s never done it again since because when he woke up on that first morning after, Kaien had rolls upon rolls (the bastard) of incriminating photos and Byakuya had (strangely enough) “Hot Stuff” tattooed in lightning bolt form on his ass.
KyoxUki- Cuddles
Shunsui has needed at least one hug from him every day that Jyuushirou’s known the big flirt, and if he doesn’t get it, Ukitake is plagued with hours of moping and facing “Shun-chan’s sad face” afterwards, Kyouraku looking like he’s going to die of depression unless the other captain rectifies the situation and holds him until his proverbial tail starts wagging again (part of Jyuushirou suspects it’s all just a big ploy for attention, but most of him doesn’t really care if it is, to be honest).
IkkakuxKira- Social Gathering
Ikkaku looks stunning in the formal clothing Kira managed to wrangle him into for Rukia’s wedding party, but, sadly, as the blonde watches the bald death god head-butt one of the Kuchiki family elders for making a snide comment about his manners, he realizes that his boyfriend just isn’t cut out for these types of social gatherings, no matter how nicely he may clean up, appearance-wise.
KiraxRenji- Finesse
It takes a lot more concentration and precision to alter the Kidoh spell they learned in class today so that it does exactly what he wants it to, but Kira thinks it’s well worth the effort when, instead of Renji exploding, only his clothes do.
3x6x9- Serious Business
“Alright fellas, think hard, this is important!” Renji announces soberly, the three vice-captains standing around and trying to figure out how they’re going to play poker tonight when Shuuhei’s deck is missing all the heart cards (Yumichika cut them all out and pasted them to Hisagi’s lunch notes).
Hanatarou- Chocolate
Hanatarou makes chocolate for Ganjyu on Valentine’s Day because he read that that was the custom in the human world, and blushing, he tries to explain that to his friend when the larger man freaks out and scurries up the nearest tree after the little shinigami presents him with the gift, the Shiba pink-cheeked and staring down at Hana as he croaks, “Just what in the hell do you mean by givin’ me that?”
Mayuri- Extendable
“I am not a toy!” Mayuri seethes ineffectually as Yamamoto looks calmly on, the first division captain patiently waiting for the younger man to follow his orders and extend some part of himself upwards so that he can fetch one of the neighborhood children’s kites from where it’s stuck in a particularly tall tree.
Zoro, Luffy- Hair
“Stop moving, stupid!” Zoro warns as Luffy claps his feet together happily, the swordsman warily using Yubashiri and Sandai Kitetsu to give the captain his first haircut in months.
Mal, Wash- Zombie Planet
When they realize the inhabitants of the planet they have to make a stop at are all hungry for brains, Mal and Wash look at each other for a moment as they deliberate on a method of getting what they need while not having any of the crew's brains eaten, and after much thought, the two of them reach some sort of silent consensus and simultaneously announce, "We're sending Jayne."
I didn't even bother to edit these. ^^;;