JE/NEWS+SPN- "The Bro Code"

[peroxide_fic]

Title: The Bro Code
Universe: NEWS+SPN ( JE+SPN AU)
Theme/Topic: Angel!Pi fic
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: NEWS (cameo by Jin)
Warnings/Spoilers: Weirdness?
Word Count: 3,830
Summary: Ryo tries to teach P the Bro Code.
Dedication: mousapelli’s request fic for donating to my cause!
A/N: A companion piece to “All’s Chaos on the Eastern Front” and “

Comments

Long review 1

[chibisensei0808]

i feel like i could quote everything...sorry this is quite long.

1. I have been told to always honor Bros before Ho’s,” … “And as you are what Ryo called a ho earlier, and Jin has declared himself my Bro on more than one occasion, I believe this means that I need to tend to him immediately.

P being naive = WIN

2. ... he feels somewhat buoyed when he walks into the dressing room and sees his groupmates all valiantly sporting their own versions of Pi’s poofy and crimped hairstyle.

I remembered that image as well and as much as I like Tegoshi I certainly hope he’ll change his hairstyle like STAT!

3. Koyama stares at him. “Bro Code?” he asks after a beat. He looks very, very lost. “What’s The Bro Code?”

Sweet Koyama is more naive than P. I can see this in RL too, Kei-chan fumbling at times. Sometimes I wonder how he was able to graduate and with honors too.

4. “Did your team just score a touchdown?”
“Touchdown?”

“Go team,” P says perfunctorily, before turning around and walking away.
To his credit, Tegoshi doesn’t burst out laughing until P is well out of sight.

I like this part since I’m a football fan and could relate to Tegoshi’s plight when some of my friends and families doesn’t understand the difference between American football and the Beautiful Game.

5. “Shige, leader just popped in on me in the shower and told me that there are some obaasans fighting over discount cod at the Mitsuwa. Do you think this means he wants to eat cod?”

Poor Shige having to deal with this kind of stuffs, he is soooo underpaid.

will be back...

part 2

[chibisensei0808]

Me again...

6. But then, P eventually turns to the older idol and declares, politely, “I got it,” before going back to his epic staring match of doom without another word.

“How long has it been?” Tegoshi whispers after a beat, as the five of them skulk around the automatic doors like creepers as they wait for the angel.

In the meantime, Yamapi stands in front of the enormous candy display at Lawson’s-there are so, so many varieties- and very seriously debates the merits of peanuts versus nougat.

This made me smile... NEWS for me has this very elegant image when they are singing but when they open their mouths to speak they are simply adorkable. This reminds me of their latest interview where Ryo called his members helpless.

8. Don’t say anything,” Ryo shrugs, when P asks him what he should do…. “Sometimes there aren’t words.”

“…remembers that sometimes there aren’t the right words and there never will be. Sometimes there are only little, wordless gestures that mean the world but will-more often than not- get lost on sidelines

Wibbled much.

Uhm.. just noticed these:
- the knife wounds are(were) stitched up [past tense]
- get lost on (the) sidelines. [missing word?]

8. “You think?!” Ryo shouts, while Koyama and Massu cling to him on either side and do their resolute best to not look down.

“Don’t encourage him!” Shige shrieks, and has to dodge another beeping, angry hover-car driver.

“Perhaps,” he begins, before his eyes start to roll back into his head and blood starts dribbling out of his nose in earnest now, “we are a little bit lost.”

He passes out just in time to hear Massu’s terrified cry of, “DINOSAUR!”

Oh NEWS…. This totally rocks! I’ glad I’m alone in the call room and no one saw me clutching my sides and hitting the table with my fist while LOL.

Ryo-chan with Koyamassu clinging on his side -> I’ll pay to see that and would love to cling unto his side!
Again, Shige needs a hug -> I’ll give him one if he cuts his hair
P… =)
Massu I’ll protect you!

9. Shige, tied from toes to chin in rope and strung upside-down precariously from the ceiling manages-very admirably-not to scream at P when he hears the former angel’s very logical answer. All of the blood is rushing to his head and making it difficult to form words that aren’t four-lettered in nature

Dear Johnny -san

Please give Shige a raise. It must be hard for him to be in NEWS.
Or… how about a NEWS show so we can see Shige fail & bullying more frequently?

Hoping,
Amie-chan

10. “I wouldn’t call us regular people,”

“…should he choose at any one moment to look over his shoulder, there will be five other people standing there to watch his back.

Yes, NEWS is certainly not just regular.
Awww… member - ai. Hope to see a lot of that for this tour.

Edit?: “Sucks, don’t (doesn’t) it?”
P staring (at) his own mortality in the face

Re: part 2

[peroxidepest17]

IAW YOUR LETTER TO JOHNNY TIMES A MILLION.