JE/NEWS/KAT-TUN- "Real Men Wear Pink"

[peroxide_fic]

Title: Real Men Wear Pink
Universe: JE/ NewS/KAT-TUN
Theme/Topic: Tegoki? I don’t know what their pairing name is.
Rating: PG
Character/Pairing/s: Tegoshi+Koki, mentions of KAT-TUN members, and random background stampedes of wild Nagase-saurus
Warnings/Spoilers: Stupidity as per usual. Probably some huge timeline screw ups.
Word Count: 2,280

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[imifumei]

“What the shit is a Lovely Item?” he asks eventually, because that is not one of the many English words he has ever used in any of his rap lyrics (though it could be one day, because he thinks he could get “item” to rhyme with “system” and he’s had it in his head for a while now to write a stanza that is all about sticking it to the man, whoever the man may be). hahahahahahaha This is awesome

“I want to buy you cake and happiness.” WIN

In the meantime, Nagase has come out of nowhere, wild-eyed and nostrils flaring like a dog when it hears a whistle outside of the human hearing spectrum; when he sees Tegoshi sad-facing in front of Koki he makes a high-pitched whine in the back of his throat and magically produces a lollipop from the inside of his jacket pocket while breathing heavily in an entirely creepy way. aaaaaahahahahahahaha Oh Nagase, you're such a creeper. Never change.

Oh my god, this is completely hilarious and fantastic and adorable and wonderful. I love you.

I laughed almost the entire time when I wasn't going 'awww'. Nagase is awesome in a terrifying way, although I suspect that's just how he is, which is why I like him.

Your Tego-Koki interaction was priceless. This was just so perfect. Thank you so much!!

[peroxidepest17]

Nagase was probably the funnest thing to write about this, because he is so random and wild and manly. I LOVE HIM A LOT.

And I'm glad you liked this!