JE/KAT-TUN- "Panic at the Disco (Stayin' Alive)"

[peroxide_fic]

FAIL ME.

Title: Panic at the Disco (Stayin' Alive)
Universe: JE ( Gov AU)
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG
Character/Pairing/s: Jin, Nakamaru (appearances by Yamapi, Tackey and Tsubasa, and mentions of other KT members)
Warnings/Spoilers: ooc, random, bad police procedural, the usual.
Word Count: 4,510
Summary: After Jin’s return from America, he

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[ryogrande]

“I push on it, right? Right on it? Or…that will hurt? Around it?

no, that's not sexual at all. no innuendo here. YOU'RE A PERVERT IF YOU THINK SO. >.>

while Nakamaru panics uselessly all around him.

he is very good at that, i hear. XD

and takes measurements of places where no other man has gone before.

ahahahaha

My nose sweats!

:DDDDDDDDDDDD

edit: After the months of being away he's more used to working alone than on the team

I bet Kame can learn chemistry.

why do i have that retarded you+me=chemistry song in my head. D:

More than anything else, he remembers how each of the agents he’d met in his time overseas had been able to perfectly stand on his or her own.

oh god i just remembered exactly who the american agents ARE and died a little inside. XD

and goes back to Ueda and says something about lavender instead.

HEEEEEEEEEEE ♥

Nakamaru’s shirt is tied tight around it

this means that maru has no shirt. *___* i want a shirtless maru for my birthday too, k? XD

He peels off the stickers and switches them around with one another to make it impossible to solve again.

ahahaha even tsubasa! contributing to the common goal of making shige's life so hard.

“Stop being optimistic. I’m trying to whine here.”

PIIIIIIIIIN :DDDD

“Maybe because our shoulders aren’t as broad as the Americans’ it means we have to rely on each other more to become stronger.”

i think this is the most appropriate random analogy i've ever read. and it seems fitting that yamapi would be the one to say it. XD

Nakamaru tells him in his underwear,

lol i never thought you of all people would write nakamaru stripping. just, under these circumstances. XD

“What? No I wasn’t going to eat that,”

MARU DREAMS OF MASSU. yes, that's obvious. ♥

Jin blinks at him.

Nakamaru blinks back.

jinru love, right here.

(since he’s the one who ultimately lost the group bet about how long it would take for Jin to regain consciousness).

KAT-TUN MEMBER LOVE *shot*

“there’s this story I’ve been meaning to tell you about Taguchi and the team’s cavity search duty at Narita while you were gone.”

no, i lied, THAT'S kat-tun member love. (for someone who doesn't like them, you sure get their group dynamic really well!)

MY LOVE FOR YOU RIVALS MY LOVE FOR NAKAMARU'S NOSE. and it's not even my birthday! ♥♥♥

[peroxidepest17]

AHAHA Nakamaru stripping was not part of the original concept. IT JUST KIND OF HAPPENED. XD

ILU2. HAPPY UM, 1/2 BIRTHDAY? XD