JE/News/KAT-TUN- "Introducing J-NewS"

[peroxide_fic]

HERE ANN. I AM F-LOCKING FOR NOW BECAUSE HOLY GOD.

I have to show people now that you put all the emoji in. LOL

Title: Introducing J-NewS
Universe: JE/NewS/KAT-TUN
Theme/Topic: Jin joins NewS, member-ai is showered upon him.
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: NewS, KAT-TUN
Warnings/Spoilers: Crack? OOC? Stupidity? THESE PEOPLE REALLY EXIST OH GOD

Comments

[annnimeee]

OMG THIS IS SO WONDERFUL AND LONG. AM HALFWAY THROUGH AND LOVING IT. JUST SO YOU KNOW. BRB.

[peroxidepest17]

O-ok. >>

[annnimeee]

OMG. OMG THIS IS SO AWESOME. I AM TYPING RIGHT NOW WITH A HUGE SHIT-EATING GRIN ON MY FACE. I CAN'T STOP SMILING. YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY SOLIDIFIED MY NEWS LOVE.

There are so many adorable moments!!!!!!!!!

He looks earnest, so no one can tell if he is being facetious or not.
He gets smacked upside the head anyway. He apologizes.

Oh MARU ILU.

Ueda coughs. “Are you sure it’s not just because the new single is a stupid song and a lot of the parts are out of our members’ vocal ranges?” he suggests.

HO TATSUYA YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.

they all can say that they honestly look forward to Jin’s reacclimitaziation (as well as the shitton of money they are going to make off of him and the rest of NewS from it).

OMG. I LOVE THE RATIONALE BEHIND IT YEAH!!!

Minna, iru kai!!” Massu belts suddenly, and spins around with his arms over his head. Everyone snickers-they shouldn’t have let him eat all the donuts this morning.

THIS IS ADORABLE FRIEND ABSOLUTELY F'NG ADORABLE.

“It’s hard, ne!” Yamapi says, but doesn’t sound frustrated at all. He even

[peroxidepest17]

Whoops! Yeah, I meant Yamapi. LOL TOO MANY NAMES.

And I am glad you liked it. Remember me after the KAT-TUN fans kill me dead, ok?

I THOUGHT about putting the emoji into their blogs. I THOUGHT about it. But by the time I finished this thing I was too dead. LOL YOU WANT TO PUT THEM IN FOR ME? XD

[annnimeee]

I WILL LOOK UP EACH INDIVIDUAL BLOG TO SEE WHAT THEY FAVOR USING JUST FOR YOU.

[peroxidepest17]

HAHA E-mail me and I'll give you my login info. XD

[alita_b_angel]

THIS IS SO SWEET. I wish it could happen. Kattun has completely turned me off now because of their bad singing and the obvious lack of member-ai. I WISH NEWS COULD KEEP HIM FOREVER. ;_;

[peroxidepest17]

IT IS KILLING ME. Like, I got that whole thing where Jin and Kame broke up or whatever, but now it's like EVERYONE kind of is sick of each other.

And yet. NewS GOES ON HAWAIIAN VACATIONS TOGETHER DURING THEIR TIME OFF. Well, Shige, Koyama, and Tegoshi did. BUT YOU KNOW. That is still ridiculously cute.

[alita_b_angel]

Kattun is almost over. It's sad to think in terms of 'comeback' for that band.

ARASHI BEATS NEWS IN MEMBER-AI. Mostly because some of NEWS is STILL MISSING. Not a complete set! And Tego hangs with TOKIO! Especially NOW, after Nagase's break up with Ayumi. Nagase is a FREE MAN.

... makes me wonder if Tegoshi is the reason for break up...

[peroxidepest17]

BUT NEWS BEATS ARASHI IN BEING A BOYBAND. BECAUSE YOU KNOW. NEWS DANCES AND SINGS.

And you know NewS' member-ai transcends. I bet they still visit Moriuchi. THEY GO TO HIS ROCK CONCERTS AND HAVE FANS OF HIS FACE AND WAVE THEM AND SING ALONG AND KNOW EVERY SINGLE WORD TO ALL HIS NEW BAND'S HARDCORE ROCK SONGS. Ryo and Uchi hang out on the weekends, and Tegoshi still loves Kusano because they can play pranks on Massu together.

I AM SURE IT HAPPENS. SAYAENDO AND ALL THAT.

Also. Tegoshi would totally make Ayumi insecure. LOOK AT THOSE THIN BOY HIPS AND LONG FINGERS. MMMM.

Seriously though. JE has ruined Nagase for women. He only loves BOTH MEMBERS OF KINKI KIDS. They are is OT3. And stuff.

Though he clearly does the whole "Greek" relationship with Tego and you know, TEACHES him important JE-related things. And Tego is always SO EAGER to learn? XD

[annnimeee]

THE EMOJIS ARE CUTE YES. *_*

and it's THURSDAY, YEAH?

[peroxidepest17]

THIS IS TRUE. XD

[one_if_by_land]

God, I love Tegoshi spouting off human-masquerading-as-animal psychology. AND THE BALLED UP KLEENEX, up nod to Ryo and Yamapi's fight when they were young & Ryo threw a used tissue at him? *g*

They arrive on the set at 5am sharp. Everyone is sleepy but excited: in this video they will become the J-NewS Mafia and change the world by saving one person at a time from various causes of depression.

I LOVE NewS's DYNAMIC, IT'S WHAT MAKES THEM SO GREAT. ♥

[peroxidepest17]

I SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY READING KOYAMA'S BLOG BECAUSE IT IS THAT GREAT.

I nearly died laughing about SEVEN BILLION TIMES doing that. God it is unhealthy to love them this much.

AND OF COURSE I had to throw the tissue thing in there... that interview... ALL OF IT IS GOLD. XD

[one_if_by_land]

seriously, most of the time I just frolick in fandom going KAT-TUN WHO? ARASHI WHO? T&T WHO? NEWS IS WHERE IT'S AT. (and okay I'll keep K8 too for RYO-CHAN)

[peroxidepest17]

I am right there with you. XD THO I will admit I have an unhealthy love of Maru and Jin too. XD