Gokusen 2- "Life Goals"

[peroxide_fic]

FINE. FINE HERE IT IS. ARE YOU HAPPY? I'M GOING TO GO HIDE IN A HOLE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY NOW.

Title: Life Goals
Universe: Gokusen 2
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: lightly, vaguely HayatoxRyu. But not really.
Warnings/Spoilers: Spoilers for the end of the series in an indirect, sort of non-important way? Also, OOC, cuz

Comments

[peroxidepest17]

LOL LJs are for babbling about obsessions, aren't they? XD

Haha and dude, I agree with you on most points. Tego is one of those geniuses that likes to run around petting random puppies and chasing sparkly things just because he CAN, but he is probably as smart as Shige is at LEAST. XD He knows how to adjust his behavior to fit every situation, so THAT's a sign. I think that's why I am so obsessed with him. That and the fact that when he first started out he would write letters to his bandmates that said "I think out of the eight of us I have the least appeal, but I will work hard so as not to be a burden to the rest of you." Plus it is kind of hot that he is ambidextrous, just saying.

Kusano is PAINFULLY straight. He is like, the FRAT BOY of NewS. He is really retarded and does all the stupid sorts of things my retarded frat boy brother would TOTALLY do. It's why he can put on green spandex and crawl into bed with Shige when he scares himself. LOL

And I admit I like RyoxTego purely for the whole "Oh god this kid doesn't know anything" vibe he gets, and how Ryo is so PUT UPON, but somehow still adores this kid and feels the need to need to take care of him despite his trying so hard to be a grumpy bear on camera. TO BE HONEST, I don't really have OTP OTPs in NewS, they are just one big happy orgy for me.

And yes. Uchi is totally mean. I can see it in his eyes, he just has a better brain-mouth filter than Ryo. But I think even if they are best of friends he and Ryo are too alike like this for me to OTP them; I tend to like the odd couple pairings that are just NOT ALIKE AT ALL that way. XD And I feel like they need that relationship they have with each other where they can hang out on the weekends and be like "Fuck man, my girlfriend is SUCH a BITCH." They seem to have that kind of vibe to me. XD

JUNNO. Haha yes, think you are right on the money there, and that might be why I love him so much too. I am a sucker for those types who are not so worried about what people think of them and have ridiculously honest faces.

And Maru's normal-ness makes me love him best out of KT. He's so ordinary and he's always trying to keep the peace between everyone... I think Koyama actually called him the manager once before or something, if I remember correctly. LOL Ah, it must be hard keeping that group of idiots from throttling each other. XD

[absenceofmind]

my question on kusano--what's with the weird crush he had on kame a few years back, then?

i can see why ppl like ryo/tego and i like it too, when smart ppl write it (i.e. you) and it's not that i don't enjoy that dynamic, just....how to put this.

i am always, always a fan of the underdog, the awkward, the ones who DON'T get it. tego gets it and everyone loves him, hence there is no need for me to love him as well. XD kame on the other hand has a kajillion screaming fangirls and is pretty etc. but--always gives off this vibe of lonely, trying-too-hard-and-still-can't-get-what-he-really-wants that i can't resist. also, i find him pretty.

i am lousy at the ryo/uchi thing myself, but unrequitedangst's latest JE fic (a thing of BRILLIANCE, i tell you) does a pretty good job. not that i am arguing; i like what you have as their dynamic too XD i'd say that's uchi's most feminine quality ^^;; his um, slyness. (god that seems so sexist of me but let's face it, girls can be really good at two-facing.)

i am torn on maru. in interviews he seems mature, thoughtful, balanced, caring. other members also say he is this way. on stage and camera he is kind of a hyperactive jerk. I GUESS THAT MAKES HIM QUITE NORMAL TOO.

i still think your pi-blog in 5 ways was the greatest thing ever. i'm in awe when i read it.

you should just talk to me online XD this comment thread is now longer than your post.

[peroxidepest17]

Haha oh but Tego used to be the ULTIMATE under dog! 10 months in and they throw him in a group, Yamapi outright admits to not talking to him despite Tego openly admitting to idolozing him, and Ryo EVEN REFUSED TO GIVE HIM HIS CONTACT NUMBERS AT FIRST. He was so distraught he would secretly tell Massu he thought he didn't fit in. I kind of love his whole Cinderella story, and how he managed to come out of it still so well-adjusted and NORMAL. You know, as normal as sitting on members' laps and mouth-to-mouth feeding them food can get.

I personally think Kame was more fun in the earlier days when he was um, a little less uptight? But I guess it is in my heart to always like the goofy ones best. XD

AND KUSANO HAD A HUGE HONKING CRUSH ON KAME it's SO CUTE. And it is funny because I kind of see Kusano as the Jin equivalent in NewS because they are both the best all-rounders in both of their groups (they even have a similar sort of raspy quality to their voices). Kusano is just more relaxed than Jin.

Haha I think Maru plays bad cop a lot to Koyama's good cop when he's on camera like that. But really. He is the smartest one in Kat-tun. I know that doesn't say a LOT per say, but he is. And he's usually the only one who has nice things to say about everyone (a la the Real Face making of videos). I think it takes a lot of brains to pull off that kind of sort of facetious stupid and crazy. XD Whereas you know, Koki is just dumb. Cutely dumb, but DUMB. XD

AND YOU KNOW, I PROBABLY SHOULD. Though at least here we have our CRAZY ANALYSIS OF JAPANESE BOYBANDS displayed for all to see and WTF at. >>

[absenceofmind]

omg, yes! ok like i know tego is smart. i know NewS on the whole is smart. not as smart as like, sho maybe (i realize now that the only way to have longevitiy in this industry is to go into management or broadcasting/MCing, which is so where sho is headed). but tego is amazingly smart in that he got in late, didn't do any of the hard work, sucks at dancing and STILL EVERYONE LOVES HIM. like, i could not pull that off. i think few ppl could.

frankly, neither kame nor jin is as much fun as they used to be. i think they were happiest back around 2005? the years leading up to that were like, the golden years of their friendship. i didn't know they were this angsty when i started shipping them, my friend essentially LIED to me--or told me the chinese fangirl version of things, which is, you know, basically the same thing. so i had this idea that they were still a happy couple where jin was retarded and dorky (as he is in SC clips) and they were being torn apart by a cold-blooded management, you know?

JIN USED TO BE RELAXED. i don't know what happened.

i am inclined to find kusano lame for his fratboyness XD but then again, i never really knew him.

::IS STILL NOT A NEWS FANGIRL, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO::

and if you watch summary, maru just...he just gets hyper? i think he used to be a lot more insecure and as with a lot of ppl, that came out sort of in the "lemme pu tdown others in the attempt to be cool!" kind of way. it was never really awful, just contrasted strangely with who i think he is in his ground state.

koki is dumb and ridiculously straightforward, but i like him for all that. XD for one, he's a good dancer. ( i can' and he looks so much better bald, GOD, what a fabulous decision on JE mgmt's part. a rare good one.

WhY WOULD KUSANO HAVE A CRUSH ON KAME. kame is NOT the kind of guy i would pick to crush on, WERE I A STRAIGHT BOY.

i mean, looking up to PI, sure. JIN even maybe, aside from his retardedness.

sometimes i think kat-tun is so uptight on member ai because two of its members are actually gay. it works best if the number is 0 or like, 5.

also, whine with me here: why is there so. little. goodfic in this fandom? i mean, LOOK AT THE POTENTIAL.

[peroxidepest17]

HAHA You know, I don't think Maru was ever featured enough in those old clips for me to get a handle on him, all the ones I have watched are from like beg 2006+, so in them he just seems like HE WILL NEVER BE COOL. And I can't help but love him for that. XD

CLEARLY KUSANO CHOSE KAME BECAUSE HE LIKES THE KIND THAT HE CAN PROTECT? I don't know. Kusano is a big jock idiot and good at ALL SPORTS and RUNS LIKE A TRACKSTAR and BOXES LIKE A PRO and has RIDICULOUS ARM STRENGTH, and LAUGHS AT EVERYTHING so maybe he likes the cute ones that look like they need cheering up. XD He strikes me (or did before you know, HE REALLY PULLED A FRATBOY TYPE MISTAKE) as the type who can make anyone laugh. And Kame was probably nice to him or something, even though he was really young an really loud and really kind of silly all the time. IT COULD HAPPEN. SOMEONE SHOULD WRITE THIS. >>

I liked Koki at first but I find that lately I'm not so much, for all the really horrible bullying he does of Junno. IT was just that one comment he made during the dart game: "Isn't this the first time we've been glad to have Junno in the group?" that made me kind of REALLY SAD. LOVE EACH OTHER MORE PEOPLE!

Jin is definitely not as goofy as he used to be. But I guess it is hard to top REPEATING WORD FOR WOR WATERMELON JOKES and X times Y somehow equals his cursive J. -_-;;