Christmas is coming and. . . (insert phrase here)

[peroxide_autumn]

I don't have a job
I have no money
I'm alone
My family is in shambles
Finals are next week
It is making me sick
I want to kill Josh Groban and Celine Dion for their incessant butchering of Christmas carols
I don't know what to do
My car doesn't have heat
The boy I like is in love with another girl
Finally, the goose is getting fat