Things That Hallmark Cards DON'T Say!

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only inTennessee , Kentucky &West Virginia )

We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?

Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.

Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?