straight girl update....
leave it up to my luck to bump into her most recent ex boyfriend on the streets of San Francisco last night while I was WASTED. Most random conversation ever! Keep in mind, the entire time I am having this conversation, my hand is on Amy's ass!!
Amy: Nina, You remember Donald?
Nina: Oh yeah! You're the ex boyfriend! What a shift she made, eh?! Nice to finally meet you.
Amy: Donald, you're in a random part of the city. What are you doing in the gay part?
Donald: Just walking back to my car.
Amy: *joking* Well, you know, there is an amazing gay leather bar down the street. You shoulda brought some chaps, you coulda checked it out.
Nina: Chaps?! Amy, you have pair of Chaps at home. *turns and looks at Donald* You know, she LOVES to wear her chaps! Have you seen what her crop can do?!
Donald: Silence....
Nina: Well, this is awkward. Nice meeting you. Have a good night!
Poor guy...As we were walking back to the car Amy looks at me and says "I've never seen a 6'4 black man look so small as to when you were talking to him!".
Again...poor man. The last time I was that drunk, I was in college!!!!! Fun stuff!
Amy: Nina, You remember Donald?
Nina: Oh yeah! You're the ex boyfriend! What a shift she made, eh?! Nice to finally meet you.
Amy: Donald, you're in a random part of the city. What are you doing in the gay part?
Donald: Just walking back to my car.
Amy: *joking* Well, you know, there is an amazing gay leather bar down the street. You shoulda brought some chaps, you coulda checked it out.
Nina: Chaps?! Amy, you have pair of Chaps at home. *turns and looks at Donald* You know, she LOVES to wear her chaps! Have you seen what her crop can do?!
Donald: Silence....
Nina: Well, this is awkward. Nice meeting you. Have a good night!
Poor guy...As we were walking back to the car Amy looks at me and says "I've never seen a 6'4 black man look so small as to when you were talking to him!".
Again...poor man. The last time I was that drunk, I was in college!!!!! Fun stuff!