(no subject)
1. How long has it been since you’ve ridden a school bus?
since whenever the last time i went on a field trip in high school was...
2. What do you think of frogs?
who cares?
3. What’s the worst Christmas present you’ve ever gotten?
this hideous messenger bag
4. Suppose you *had* to get some sort of tattoo, right now. What would you get?
well since i've been planning to get one...i would probably get what i've been planning...i would get "let us cut out into stray eternity on the palm side of my left wrist
5. Which would you rather die from, burning to death or “bird flu”?
Bird flu
6. If weed was legal, would you smoke it?
i smoke it now
7. How about if heroin was legal?
too hard hahaha
8. Do you use any kind of lip gloss/lip balm?
bed bath and beyond almond shea butter lip balm or cherry chapstic
9. Do you like pumpkin pie?
yea...when it's the season for pumpkin pie
10. Who do you want to be President (it doesn’t have to be an actual candidate)?
my mom
11. If you were alive in the 1960s, would you have been a hippie?
peace and free love man
12. Do you like dinosaurs? Which is your favorite?
um i dont know...but my favorite would be...the one from toy story hahaha
13. What genre of music makes you want to shoot your ears off?
screamo, death metal, rap.
14: What was the last board game you played?
taboo at lily's house for hanukkah celebrations!
15. Would you let your grandma set you up on a blind date?
yea my grandma is illin
16. Speaking of which, ever been hit on by a much, much older person?
hahaha no
17. You can’t find the remote. Where is the first place you look?
i dont...i ask my mom and she hates it hahaha
18. Where would you rather live, in a barn or in an inner-city church basement?
inner city church basement
19. How do you feel about Hello Kitty?
i hate that stupid bitch
20. Paper or plastic?
the papes
21: Compost heaps: yes or no?
i have no idea
22: What kind of socks are you wearing right now?
white with grey and black stripes
23. Are you part of a “subculture”?
a subculture of broke college students studying the arts.
24. Do you type with all your fingers, or just 2?
all dem fingers
25. Do you believe in astrology?
hahahahaha yes very much so.
26. Are you good at math?
i'm alright
27. Are you politically correct?
most of the time
28. Do you know what a semicolon is?
yes ;
29. Have you ever worn a Hawaiian shirt?
no hahhaa
30. Have you ever dated someone you didn’t really like? Why?
i aint no playa.
31. Do you resent members of the opposite sex?
yea when i have my period
32. Atlantic or Pacific?
atlantic
33. What animal do you most resemble?
a bitch ass koala bear
34. How often do you eat macaroni and cheese?
i dont think i can anymore. college ruined it for me.
35. Are you into philosophy? If so, what are your philosophical influences?
yea i love me some philosophy...plato is my boy.
36. What was the best concert you’ve ever been to?
belle and sebastian in central park
37. If someone gave you $100,000 to shave your head, would you?
yea man
36. Have you ever met a hermaphrodite?
no
38. Would you ever participate in anal sex? If so, would you give or receive?
hahahaha no. but i would probably give hahaha.
39. Do you sweat a lot?
no actually
40. What, if any, hair products do you use?
none
41. Do you enjoy thrill rides (roller coasters, etc.)?
yea
42. Have you ever seen a 3-D movie?
yea
43. What should someone do if they deliberately want to make a bad impression on you?
act like an ignorant fuck. or actually act really horribly...like act...
44. Have you ever drank a whole bottle of liquor by yourself?
no
45. Does anyone know you’re filling out this survey right now?
yes actually maria does
46. Do you smoke cigarettes, and if so, what kind?
no no no
47. What word processing program is on your computer?
microsizzle word
48. Have you ever read “The Odyssey”? What did you think of it?
yea boy i love it.
49. What’s the worst insult anyone’s ever given you?
your character had so much more flare at the read through...fucking mr housley at a rehearsal hahaha.
50. The best compliment?
i thought you were a professional actress - ms. fernandez hahhaha
or anyone who has told me they like my plays
51. Do you sleep with your door open or closed?
closed and locked
52. What is your favorite item from your favorite fast-food restaurant?
umm i dont know...like something with chicken
53. Do small children like you?
no...mike's brother jimi hates me...but im good with 3,4,5,6 graders...yea camp.
54. Do animals like you?
no i dont think so. my dog does
55. Would you rather be too hot or too cold?
too cold.
56. What’s your favorite beer?
i HATE beer
57. Have you ever lived in a college dorm? If not, do you think you could handle it?
yes. even though it's pretty much an apartment.
58. Have you ever met a psychotic person (officially diagnosed)?
no
59. Which show sucks less: “Laguna Beach” or “Wheel of Fortune”?
def laguna beach...laguna beach is awesome.
60. Do you like spicy food?
no no
61. Do you read poetry? If so, who is your favorite poet?
yes-lawrence ferlinghetti
62. What else could you be doing, other than filling out this survey?
playing the guit fiddle
63. What is your earliest memory?
knocking over the pickle display in maryland
64. What is something you consider “classy”?
upper east side
65. What video/computer games do you like?
GUITAR HERO. any baseball game.
66. Do you know your IQ, and if so, what is it?
i dont know the exact number but im pretty sure its somewhere around a billion.
67. Do you drink TAB?
no but i did have a tab shirt that chelsea stole.
68. Do you talk about your friends behind their backs?
always
69. Do you use abbreviations such as LOL or OMG outside of IMs?
i use ROFL everyday in my dorm
70. What is your favorite vegetable?
peas haha.
71. Sweet or sour?
sweet like rays of sunshine
72. What’s the longest airplane ride you’ve ever been on?
80 days...as in around the world in...
no i think only 2.5 for florida
73. Do you regularly take any medication?
no
74. What’s the closest you’ve ever come to dying?
i dont think i know...
75. What are you really proud of that not many people know about?
just my plays
76. Are you really into high school or college sports?
no
77. Do you regularly spend money on things you don’t need?
yea of course
78. Have you ever practiced archery?
no i never got to do it in school
79. Do you eat the cherry on top of your ice cream sundae?
oh yea
80. What does the color yellow make you think of?
my rooooom
81. What is your local newspaper called?
the suburbanite it think
82. What city do you wish was your hometown?
nizzle yizzle citizzle...it almost is my hometown...
83. You’ve just farted loudly in public. What do you do?
i just dont do that
84. Have you ever had a lucid dream?
yea
85. How about sleep paralysis?
i dont think so...
86. How often do you dream about zombies?
never i hate them
87. What kind of accent do you have (EVERYONE has one)?
i guess a jersey accent though i try to focus on my non regional diction.
88. Do you think mushrooms are cool-looking?
yea especially when they are multi colored or get me really stoned.
89. Are you dyslexic?
on.
90. Do you think it’s interesting to study religions other than the one you practice?
pff i didnt take world religions and religious visualities for nothing
91. Have you ever felt an earthquake?
No
92. Suppose you’re the greatest painter who ever lived, but you can only paint one last picture before you die. What is your painting of?
a mary louise parker - lee pace - patrick dempsey - anna friel orgy scene hahaha
93. What is the sexiest color of finger/toenail polish?
manicured black
94. What is the worst job you could possibly imagine having?
anything that involves actually doing something
95. Do you think pigs are cute?
no
96. Do you pay your own bills?
noooo
97. How many methods of contraception are you aware of?
um...a lot?
98. Do you own ripped jeans that weren’t ripped on purpose?
no
99. Can you give a good back massage?
I think so...ask cat
100. What do you do before you go to sleep?
i write down my thoughts so i dont have to think about them :)
since whenever the last time i went on a field trip in high school was...
2. What do you think of frogs?
who cares?
3. What’s the worst Christmas present you’ve ever gotten?
this hideous messenger bag
4. Suppose you *had* to get some sort of tattoo, right now. What would you get?
well since i've been planning to get one...i would probably get what i've been planning...i would get "let us cut out into stray eternity on the palm side of my left wrist
5. Which would you rather die from, burning to death or “bird flu”?
Bird flu
6. If weed was legal, would you smoke it?
i smoke it now
7. How about if heroin was legal?
too hard hahaha
8. Do you use any kind of lip gloss/lip balm?
bed bath and beyond almond shea butter lip balm or cherry chapstic
9. Do you like pumpkin pie?
yea...when it's the season for pumpkin pie
10. Who do you want to be President (it doesn’t have to be an actual candidate)?
my mom
11. If you were alive in the 1960s, would you have been a hippie?
peace and free love man
12. Do you like dinosaurs? Which is your favorite?
um i dont know...but my favorite would be...the one from toy story hahaha
13. What genre of music makes you want to shoot your ears off?
screamo, death metal, rap.
14: What was the last board game you played?
taboo at lily's house for hanukkah celebrations!
15. Would you let your grandma set you up on a blind date?
yea my grandma is illin
16. Speaking of which, ever been hit on by a much, much older person?
hahaha no
17. You can’t find the remote. Where is the first place you look?
i dont...i ask my mom and she hates it hahaha
18. Where would you rather live, in a barn or in an inner-city church basement?
inner city church basement
19. How do you feel about Hello Kitty?
i hate that stupid bitch
20. Paper or plastic?
the papes
21: Compost heaps: yes or no?
i have no idea
22: What kind of socks are you wearing right now?
white with grey and black stripes
23. Are you part of a “subculture”?
a subculture of broke college students studying the arts.
24. Do you type with all your fingers, or just 2?
all dem fingers
25. Do you believe in astrology?
hahahahaha yes very much so.
26. Are you good at math?
i'm alright
27. Are you politically correct?
most of the time
28. Do you know what a semicolon is?
yes ;
29. Have you ever worn a Hawaiian shirt?
no hahhaa
30. Have you ever dated someone you didn’t really like? Why?
i aint no playa.
31. Do you resent members of the opposite sex?
yea when i have my period
32. Atlantic or Pacific?
atlantic
33. What animal do you most resemble?
a bitch ass koala bear
34. How often do you eat macaroni and cheese?
i dont think i can anymore. college ruined it for me.
35. Are you into philosophy? If so, what are your philosophical influences?
yea i love me some philosophy...plato is my boy.
36. What was the best concert you’ve ever been to?
belle and sebastian in central park
37. If someone gave you $100,000 to shave your head, would you?
yea man
36. Have you ever met a hermaphrodite?
no
38. Would you ever participate in anal sex? If so, would you give or receive?
hahahaha no. but i would probably give hahaha.
39. Do you sweat a lot?
no actually
40. What, if any, hair products do you use?
none
41. Do you enjoy thrill rides (roller coasters, etc.)?
yea
42. Have you ever seen a 3-D movie?
yea
43. What should someone do if they deliberately want to make a bad impression on you?
act like an ignorant fuck. or actually act really horribly...like act...
44. Have you ever drank a whole bottle of liquor by yourself?
no
45. Does anyone know you’re filling out this survey right now?
yes actually maria does
46. Do you smoke cigarettes, and if so, what kind?
no no no
47. What word processing program is on your computer?
microsizzle word
48. Have you ever read “The Odyssey”? What did you think of it?
yea boy i love it.
49. What’s the worst insult anyone’s ever given you?
your character had so much more flare at the read through...fucking mr housley at a rehearsal hahaha.
50. The best compliment?
i thought you were a professional actress - ms. fernandez hahhaha
or anyone who has told me they like my plays
51. Do you sleep with your door open or closed?
closed and locked
52. What is your favorite item from your favorite fast-food restaurant?
umm i dont know...like something with chicken
53. Do small children like you?
no...mike's brother jimi hates me...but im good with 3,4,5,6 graders...yea camp.
54. Do animals like you?
no i dont think so. my dog does
55. Would you rather be too hot or too cold?
too cold.
56. What’s your favorite beer?
i HATE beer
57. Have you ever lived in a college dorm? If not, do you think you could handle it?
yes. even though it's pretty much an apartment.
58. Have you ever met a psychotic person (officially diagnosed)?
no
59. Which show sucks less: “Laguna Beach” or “Wheel of Fortune”?
def laguna beach...laguna beach is awesome.
60. Do you like spicy food?
no no
61. Do you read poetry? If so, who is your favorite poet?
yes-lawrence ferlinghetti
62. What else could you be doing, other than filling out this survey?
playing the guit fiddle
63. What is your earliest memory?
knocking over the pickle display in maryland
64. What is something you consider “classy”?
upper east side
65. What video/computer games do you like?
GUITAR HERO. any baseball game.
66. Do you know your IQ, and if so, what is it?
i dont know the exact number but im pretty sure its somewhere around a billion.
67. Do you drink TAB?
no but i did have a tab shirt that chelsea stole.
68. Do you talk about your friends behind their backs?
always
69. Do you use abbreviations such as LOL or OMG outside of IMs?
i use ROFL everyday in my dorm
70. What is your favorite vegetable?
peas haha.
71. Sweet or sour?
sweet like rays of sunshine
72. What’s the longest airplane ride you’ve ever been on?
80 days...as in around the world in...
no i think only 2.5 for florida
73. Do you regularly take any medication?
no
74. What’s the closest you’ve ever come to dying?
i dont think i know...
75. What are you really proud of that not many people know about?
just my plays
76. Are you really into high school or college sports?
no
77. Do you regularly spend money on things you don’t need?
yea of course
78. Have you ever practiced archery?
no i never got to do it in school
79. Do you eat the cherry on top of your ice cream sundae?
oh yea
80. What does the color yellow make you think of?
my rooooom
81. What is your local newspaper called?
the suburbanite it think
82. What city do you wish was your hometown?
nizzle yizzle citizzle...it almost is my hometown...
83. You’ve just farted loudly in public. What do you do?
i just dont do that
84. Have you ever had a lucid dream?
yea
85. How about sleep paralysis?
i dont think so...
86. How often do you dream about zombies?
never i hate them
87. What kind of accent do you have (EVERYONE has one)?
i guess a jersey accent though i try to focus on my non regional diction.
88. Do you think mushrooms are cool-looking?
yea especially when they are multi colored or get me really stoned.
89. Are you dyslexic?
on.
90. Do you think it’s interesting to study religions other than the one you practice?
pff i didnt take world religions and religious visualities for nothing
91. Have you ever felt an earthquake?
No
92. Suppose you’re the greatest painter who ever lived, but you can only paint one last picture before you die. What is your painting of?
a mary louise parker - lee pace - patrick dempsey - anna friel orgy scene hahaha
93. What is the sexiest color of finger/toenail polish?
manicured black
94. What is the worst job you could possibly imagine having?
anything that involves actually doing something
95. Do you think pigs are cute?
no
96. Do you pay your own bills?
noooo
97. How many methods of contraception are you aware of?
um...a lot?
98. Do you own ripped jeans that weren’t ripped on purpose?
no
99. Can you give a good back massage?
I think so...ask cat
100. What do you do before you go to sleep?
i write down my thoughts so i dont have to think about them :)