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where do i begin? last night at around 6:30 i went and i picked up pearson and her house and then we went and picked up morgan...we drove to like bergenfield..and then back then to closter and morgan got dinner and we chilled in the parking lot and talked about all the really gross couples roaming the school and we just love to talk about people...then pearson had to go home at 8:30...so it was me and morgan for a half hour before mike got off work...so we sat in highland park and ranted about the show and next year and all that good stuff...then liz called and so we picked her up...and then by the time we got to liz's it was 9...and mike was off work...so we got to mikes house by like 9:15 and he wasnt there yet because he had to bring casey to blockbuster...so at like 9:30 mike arrived and by that point liz and i were dancing around the streets with our shoes off and i was having a text conversation with the girl that chelsea babysits for...dont ask...so we all pile into mikes car and we go and get gas...energy drink...diet coke..mentos and a lighter...good times...so then we go to the back of some factory in northvale and smoke a little...i got a little buzz from 2 hits and then chelsea called and said she was coming home from babysitting and that we should pick her up...so heres where the fun starts...me and mike go to put the bong in the trunk...we put it in...and then close the trunk..we go to drive and we cant find the keys...!!! so we figure we must have locked them in the trunk...but we figure ok you have to be able to open the trunk from the inside...BUT NO mikes car is the only one like ever made to not have a trunk open button in the car...so now we have to call chelsea and she comes and we drive to mikes dad's house get a spare key...get the keys and then drive chelseas car back to her house and then once again all pile back into mikes car...by this time im high..and everyone else is high except chelsea...so we go back to the factory and we all smoke more and we are all high and i start getting really high and like not focusing on anything...fucking chelsea starts licking my ear and then humping me and i had no fucking reaction...i was so gone...so we get back in mikes car and we go to wendys and everyone gets food then we go to 711 and mike gets more food...then we go to hogans park and we lay on the basketball court and by request chelsea sings us billie holiday so we could just chill...so that was awesome...because last time she sang billie holiday to me i fell asleep so haha...after that we get in mikes car and chill...and everyone is just high and tired and we're just all over each other...so we decide to go home..so we go back to mikes moms house where my car is and mike goes home and i drive liz then morgan and then chelsea home and me and chelsea listened to some sweet music on the way from morgans house to chelseas house...because we're just so awesome like that...and now...its today. fucking good times.