and from out of the bushes jumps....ME
First day; first entry. I cut my finger tonight by accidently smashing it on the table as I was leaving to go to buy a feminine product. There is nothing worse than driving to shoprite at midnight with micheal jackson playing on your car stereo when your out seeking a feminine product. lol. go ahead laugh with me. my sea monkeys are currently having sex, its quite interesting to watch, lol. they look like tiny angels...like they have wings..i reccomend buying some. they are good fun. I was contimplating growing dreads the other day when my thought process was interupted by a phone call. Was an old "unfriend" and he was trying to sell me drugs, I wish I could of spit in his face since I have been clean for 2 months. Only thing that would of come of that was me dribbling on the phone yelling.."take that you shiesty whore!" Yes you can be proud of me, I'd pat myself on the back but both hands are occupied typing this strange tale. I have to pee.