Tradition must continue!'
Heart and roses and kisses galore
What the hell is all of that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting all queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's Ass
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Cuz I think love is a crock of shit
So there's my story...
What more can I say?
Love bites my ass...
Fuck Valentine's Day!!!