Oh, crap, a meme!
Ftang! Stats
Formed:
29th June 2005
Split:
16th February 2010
Best Album:
'Fumed Versets Raglan' 7/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Righty Desugar Introfy Sonata Caret Grosze' 8/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 14th April 2007.)
Records Sold:
202,913 in total (89,194 albums, 113,719 singles).
Reputation:
Obscure
Groupies:
In a recent interview with Playboy martyrized stated that they plan to further their career after Ftang! by starring in hardcore blue flicks.
Other'Hyperon Thousand Afforest' was unaminously voted Worst Single in the 2006 NME awards.
Ftang! Member Profiles
bigrob
bigrob suffered a prolonged attack at the hands of a group of elderly women, who treated the Ftang! singer to a few well placed kicks to the groin. It is safe to say that bigrob is becoming more of a public hate figure than Hussein ever was.
myownpurgatory
In order to portray their anti-vegetarian sentiments publicly, myownpurgatory used to use a live chicken as a
guitar pick.
lanthanum
lanthanum seems to be more capable at using their bass as a weapon than a musical instrument.
xpikex
xpikex's manages to make an epileptic speed freak from Inverness look co-ordinated.
anesthetik
anesthetik posesses the unique ability to detune pianos by simply looking at them.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
20
Subunit Dabbles Sangars
Aug 2005
17
Meatman Fishworm Fatter Gougers Megatons Aviators
Sep 2005
20
Cushaws Toggling
Nov 2005
19
Hyperon Thousand Afforest
Dec 2005
N/A
Brooking Marveled
Jan 2007
N/A
Overdid Beau Negated Raged Joinders Yakkers
Mar 2007
97
Righty Desugar Introfy Sonata Caret Grosze
Apr 2007
40
Demerges Storeys Cryptic Necrose Signeted
Nov 2008
29
Oophytic Rabidity
Jan 2009
21
Booster Externes Bylaw Nakedly Ochres
Feb 2009
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
24
Phaetons Loungy
Jun 2005
34
Gantlets Fauns Aminic Rescaled Revel Trudgers
Nov 2006
76
Fumed Versets Raglan
Sep 2008
northern ireland's worst
Good god, Rob, that's the last time I let you write your own lyrics. I told you that euthanasia of the elderly was a bad idea for a single.
(In case you're all wondering, I'm the svengali-slash-manager of this little project. I have no talent, but I DO like earning money!)