The Life You Never Had -- Colbert
[Colbert's in a train car.
...a certain train car with a theater.
And he's more stunned, if anything else -- sure, he could probably imagine himself doing all sorts of things, but hosting a late-night TV program? Reporting on politics? Having JON STEWART aka DARTH DEMASK as a fellow TV show host and a close friend?!
...okay, maybe that last one wasn't too much of a stretch considering they were close friends before the DARK SIDE took him, but still.
Either way, he steps out of the theater several long moments afterward, a stunned look on his face.]
...what did I just watch?