Choosing a Screenname 101

[perkybrnet]

I'm so glad that people have decided to be so true and honest to themselves when making up their AIM screennames. I actually saw one the other day that was "drunklush..." and then some more numbers, which is even sadder because it means they had to add numbers to it because just plain old "drunklush" had already be taken. I wonder if screennames like "slut" and "crackwhore" exist? I'd be interested to find out. Well, then I sit back and think about it and there are other names that are nice ones, but not necessarily truthful. For instance, mine. Am I really a perky brunette? That is a matter of opinion. It really is. And is Stephanie really a Daisy Princess? Definitely not. No offense, Steph, I think you are fit to be a princess, but you really aren't one. I like ones that are straight up. Although those are kind of boring. I think those are my favorites. Like Allison's. it just just her name, with a few extra letters. Okay- I like ones that take something having to do with their name but they make it cute. You probably don't know what I am talking about. Here is an example. My best friend Lauren Lee, used to have this really cute screenname, and it makes me sad that she never uses it anymore. her screenname was awfLEEcute. How cute is that?? and the funny part was that she wasn't even being conceited. she actually is really, really cute. I swear that if you asked a bunch of people to name one adjective to describe her, the word "cute" would be in top three. She was just lucky that she could find a way to work her last name into it. So the trick to having a perfect screenname is using some part of your name and describing yourself in a truthful way, even if that mean admitting to yourself that you are a slut, or a drunk lush for that matter.
I have a mission for you guys: to come up with a good screenname for me that incorporates some part of my name and something that describes me. The winner will even get a prize!!!
oh, it's on!