public washrooms and other craziness
Had dinner with friends tonight :) Highlights of the funnies:
x. "Do I smell boozy?"
x. "What, you gave her a two-week orgy?!"
x. "How much would you pay to see me parade around my store?"
x. "What about Gio's nuts??"
x. Greg: "How the hell do you end up with pee spatters on the seat?"
Me: "THOSE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO HOVER PROPERLY!"
x. "Why are you being philosophical in a public washroom?"
x. Ally: *hug*
Me: *hug*
Ally: "What the hell, it's like hugging nothing!" *aka. Ally thinks I'm a twig*
x. Ken: "Would you like your own room? Are you guys really rowdy?"
Vivien: *ponders* "Well Ally will be here, so yes."
x. Me: "It's okay, Sally, just don't look at him. You can look at me instead."
Ally: "OR you can look at these" *points to boobies*
I had fun :)
x. "Do I smell boozy?"
x. "What, you gave her a two-week orgy?!"
x. "How much would you pay to see me parade around my store?"
x. "What about Gio's nuts??"
x. Greg: "How the hell do you end up with pee spatters on the seat?"
Me: "THOSE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO HOVER PROPERLY!"
x. "Why are you being philosophical in a public washroom?"
x. Ally: *hug*
Me: *hug*
Ally: "What the hell, it's like hugging nothing!" *aka. Ally thinks I'm a twig*
x. Ken: "Would you like your own room? Are you guys really rowdy?"
Vivien: *ponders* "Well Ally will be here, so yes."
x. Me: "It's okay, Sally, just don't look at him. You can look at me instead."
Ally: "OR you can look at these" *points to boobies*
I had fun :)