Ma cherie,
I have not revealed myself to you as of yet because I feared after your experience with that other Portuguese man, you would never consider another one. You did marvelously in putting that DE away, by the way. But I digress.
I can no longer contain myself, Sylvie. I must tell you how strongly my heart beats, and it beats for you!
Tell the world! Tell the bunny and the wall, they will sing for joy. Tell the rabbit that ate the snake, he is wise and will know my name. Above all, let them know how my heart is filled with music! I am free when I think of my love for you, and perhaps one day, if I'm lucky, you will grant me a personal meeting.
Now you know of me, please do not refuse me,
Your not-so-secret admirer,
Ériko