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I've learned a valuable lesson today: The best way to get control of or destroy the system is to work through it.
This may have been the mistake I've been making the entire time. It's a humbling thing to realize.
Well, besides that, I've noticed you are all quite a lot of sheep-like loudmouths. Bleating out every stupid rumour you hear to your flock. I cannot believe I have to do this, but it appears I too need to dispel a few rumours regarding me. Some of them, quite naughty! You naughty little sheep, you.
No, there was definately never an orgy between me, Malfoy, Parkinson, & Nott. Nor between me, Malfoy & Nott or me, Malfoy & Parkinson or me, Parkinson & Nott. As for Malfoy, Parkinson & Nott, you'll have to ask them.
No, there was never any sex or anything ending with the suffix "-job" ever involved between me and ANY of them.
No, I didn't have Malfoy and/or Nott's baby and then leave it in the Forbidden Forest. I'm not pregnant at all. Just like I wasn't the last time you started that rumour. Nor have I ever been. Again, as for Parkinson, you'll have to ask her personally.
The rest I'm not dignifying with any kind of answer. Aliens, Merpeople, and Hungarian Horntails?? You've all gone mad.
Oh, except, who thought Malfoy 'stole' me from Nott? You are all so obviously afraid to look at our House, you've no idea what anyone is even like here. If anyone knows anything, they know that Nott doesn't steal anyone, and Nott doesn't have anyone, and he's always been a loser loner like that. Duh. And besides, it's ridiculous to say anyone "stole" anyone at all.
I'm done, this is getting out of hand and I refuse to be pulled in any more.
This may have been the mistake I've been making the entire time. It's a humbling thing to realize.
Well, besides that, I've noticed you are all quite a lot of sheep-like loudmouths. Bleating out every stupid rumour you hear to your flock. I cannot believe I have to do this, but it appears I too need to dispel a few rumours regarding me. Some of them, quite naughty! You naughty little sheep, you.
No, there was definately never an orgy between me, Malfoy, Parkinson, & Nott. Nor between me, Malfoy & Nott or me, Malfoy & Parkinson or me, Parkinson & Nott. As for Malfoy, Parkinson & Nott, you'll have to ask them.
No, there was never any sex or anything ending with the suffix "-job" ever involved between me and ANY of them.
No, I didn't have Malfoy and/or Nott's baby and then leave it in the Forbidden Forest. I'm not pregnant at all. Just like I wasn't the last time you started that rumour. Nor have I ever been. Again, as for Parkinson, you'll have to ask her personally.
The rest I'm not dignifying with any kind of answer. Aliens, Merpeople, and Hungarian Horntails?? You've all gone mad.
Oh, except, who thought Malfoy 'stole' me from Nott? You are all so obviously afraid to look at our House, you've no idea what anyone is even like here. If anyone knows anything, they know that Nott doesn't steal anyone, and Nott doesn't have anyone, and he's always been a loser loner like that. Duh. And besides, it's ridiculous to say anyone "stole" anyone at all.
I'm done, this is getting out of hand and I refuse to be pulled in any more.