I'm into watersports, but I do have my limits.
So after having a meltdown that prompted a call to a friend to make me cry so I could proceed with the rest of my day, I went to the bathroom. The short story: I was promptly covered in a 50/50 mix of mine and an unknown co-workers urine and toilet water as the toilet proceeded to overflow. I fought valiantly with the plunger, but the plunger and the bowl shape were not compatible and proceeded to spray said mixture more on me and the wall and the floor that plunge. Needless to say, I got a mop and told the admin to call the plumber as I give up. I am glad am wearing shoes today - I usually go barefoot or fuzzy slippers.