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so much to say ill probably forget it so ill start with the goods:
i was making 3 gallons of salsa at work which calls for like 2.99999999999 gallons of diced tomatoes, so as you can imagine i had my hands full for a wee bit. i was like 5 tomatoes away from finishing the deed when the sous chef greg walks by and says "so youre the salsa bitch, eh?" and i replied "yup, im the salsa bitch" and on the word "bittch" i was distracted enough to slice my thumb open. and since it was tomato, aka acidity acidity acidity, it stung like a mother. and we were all playing tricks on each other that day so the portugese guy said "you bleed on tomato .. do over" and i replied "fuck you portugal" and he laughed at me. it was great, but i was the ass end of that joke because i later found out that hes brazilian!
another work-pain story, just hours ago i was dealing with lobsters. LIVE lobsters. and the god damn sous chef removed the rubberbands from the claws when i wasnt looking and while i was still not looking one of the bastard lobsters grabbed hold of my ring finger and wouldnt let go. that drew a little blood. good times cuz i got attacked by a lobster.
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ok now onto the not so interesting stuff that most of you probably wont read. hell, since no one likes me you all probably didnt read the fun stuff above.
ok. a note for smokers: if you smoke, DONT. heres why. you dont smoke for the actual smoke, you smoke just to get your little nicotine fix. so why smoke if you can get nicotine in other fashions? heres how. let me tell you about my little friend "skoal". its chewing tobacco, or "dip". now dont think "ew that shit is gross" hear me through. yeah the first couble seconds is gross. BUT, it comes in these little pouches the size of the end knuckle on your thumb, even smaller. and one of those tiny pouches has the same ammount of nicotine as guess how many cigarettes .. TWENTY. TWENTY cigarettes all rolled into one tiny pouch. and not only do you get your "nic fix" but you get a sensational nic buzz too. you feel wicked light headed. almost .. high. and you can do it literaly everywhere. you can only smoke outdoors however you can do this stuff in restaurants, work, the shower, driving witht he windows up, you get the idea, and it comes in a wide flavors too. so just give it a try. dont knock it till you try it like they always say.
ONLY READ THIS NEXT PART IF YOU ARE JAPANESE:
a little not to all my japanese friends - i love you all. in fact, im throwing a party for you all. come to my place tomorrow at 7pm SHARP for a nice dinner, video games, pinata, and movies. lots of candy. bring the bitches. im doing this becasue i love you.
ONLY READ THIS PART IF YOU ARE ANYTHING OTHER THAN JAPANESE .. AKA IF YOURE JAPANESE DO NOT READ THIS:
ive been playing "medal of honor rising sun" a lot lately and it made me realize that pearl harbor was cold hearted. so im throwing a party for the japanese tomorrow telling them that i will feed them and we will watch movies and have a grand old time but im actually going to kill them. they wont see it coming
yeah, so thats about it. i got a friday off tomorrow which is unheard of in my world. a friday off? no way!! and i just go payed too. its a small check but hey. its money. pece out bitches.
PS - im not actually throwing a party and im not actually goign to kill japanese people. their sins were repented with the atom bomb.