A spectral undead pony??
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I bought porn for firekast (-10 points). In January I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Tuesday I pulled acadiastormwolf's hair (-5 points). In March I gave johnnyl337 a kidney (1000 points). Last Monday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1005 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
perkal