Kinky!
Roosters may all be half-cocked compared to ducks.
Note the corkscrew shape of the, er, duck cock. I recently read about the oviducts (don't worry, I'm not making all these duck puns on purpose) of the female ducks possessing dead ends with sacs that can trap unwanted deposits from equally unwanted suitors.
Read all about it yourself in The Loom, which has links to the original article.
Huh, huh. Duck cock. Corkscrew duck cock. Huh, huh.
Note the corkscrew shape of the, er, duck cock. I recently read about the oviducts (don't worry, I'm not making all these duck puns on purpose) of the female ducks possessing dead ends with sacs that can trap unwanted deposits from equally unwanted suitors.
Read all about it yourself in The Loom, which has links to the original article.
Huh, huh. Duck cock. Corkscrew duck cock. Huh, huh.