RPG Time
So... The result of tonight's RPG, a.k.a. Ky's third (or so) run of A Is For Apocalypse:
The British Alliance showed off their antimatter cannon. We all ran the fuck away.
A tank popped up. We blinded the sensor inside, which you'd think would enable us to take it down easier.
Ha. Funny.
A bunch of the guys surrounded it, which turned out to be a bad plan, as it began wildly firing its rail gun (yes, that's possible). Then Roxanne showed up half-dead. There were various attacks on the tank. I got to attack twice, Attack 1 resulting in shooting the sensor in the ass, Attack 2 resulting in one miss and one ricochet into David. Then, somehow, Xavier got stuck in the tank, which by this point had been almost severed in half (by Alex's scythe, I believe). Randomly, the unconscious Roxanne also got stuck in it. David shot Xavier in the ass by accident. Then Xavier slammed the sensor's head into the console of the tank, splattering it and killing it.
It was around this point that Max showed up. His story goes like this:
Max took Jessi with him last time he warped back to the future and thus impregnated her in his time-traveling Delorean. Now her sole purpose is to birth "Billy" in four months (the gestation period of catgirls). "Billy"s sole purpose is to be born in order to punch a hole in Prashant's new silver foil.
There is a picture of Billy on the back of Alex's character sheet. Yes, you know the one I mean.
Anyway, we all board a Roflcopter (yes) that takes us up to the BA's airship, in which the antimatter cannon is housed. I am indebted to mention the fact that it is currently gliding through Earth's stratosphere. So yeah, it's pretty high up there.
Anyway, it shoots missiles at us and we shoot missiles back and there is much barrel-rolling (once resulting in Prashant flying out of the roflcopter and taking damage from the rotors) and then Roxanne (who has been healed and is currently the pilot) does something awesome that allows us to skid along the side of the airship and into a hole that we just made (with them OMG missiles we were firing). We all jump out to kick sensor ass and wander down a few halls.
Here's where it gets really funny.
So we enter this chamber. There's a hole in the middle of the floor (with a guardrail, of course) and the antimatter cannon positioned right above it. There is a very high-ranking sensor standing right there. He asks what we're doing there. There are various attempts by David to lie to the sensor and make him believe we're on his side. These fail, for the most part. Geoff runs the fuck away.
In an attempt to get rid of the sensor, Xavier elects to throw David at him, which would knock him over the railing and cause him to plummet to his death. He succeeds in his throwing of David. David, however, completely misses the target and plummets to his own death.
Just imagine it... falling at terminal velocity from the stratosphere of the Earth. Obviously, he splatters on impact. A bit of him is intact though, so he can be resurrected by that random plot device man from last time, who does so despite feeling somewhat pissed about being covered in blood and entrails (big splatter radius). David is left sore and in one piece, basically unconscious right where he fell.
Remember this.
So, back on the ship, the sensor talks with us. We come to an unspoken truce. He escorts us to some room where he can show us evidence that the BA isn't evil (which we were convinced of, especially The Patriot). Geoff then runs back to the cannon room to "fuck with the antimatter cannon". Once it's explained why this is a stupid idea, he learns about the On/Off switch for it. Of course, he runs over and turns it on. The force of the readying of the cannon pushes Geoff back down the hall to the rest of the group. The cannon fires.
This is the point where David, confused and disoriented, looks up and says, "Oh fuck".
As he hadn't moved from where he had fallen, he is vaporized by the antimatter cannon. The plot device man is essentially torched and blown into some far-off wall by the force of the blast. A hobo pops his head out and says, "Glad that wasn't me". Then he grabs some burnt remains and eats them.
That is about where we stopped. The next run should begin with a deathmatch between Deathwind and The Patriot.
/end description
I took pictures, of course. Geoff had a Rubik's Cube. Alex drew more frightening things. David and Prashant were abused equally. Max read Popular Mechanics. Ky got generally pissed at the noisy assholes of the group (for good reason).
Jessi was off being a mute. She did an awesome job, though. *cheers* The Fantasticks is truly an amazing musical. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Anyway, I think I'll work on fic now. I need to tone my brain down. I laughed so hard tonight... ridiculous.
The British Alliance showed off their antimatter cannon. We all ran the fuck away.
A tank popped up. We blinded the sensor inside, which you'd think would enable us to take it down easier.
Ha. Funny.
A bunch of the guys surrounded it, which turned out to be a bad plan, as it began wildly firing its rail gun (yes, that's possible). Then Roxanne showed up half-dead. There were various attacks on the tank. I got to attack twice, Attack 1 resulting in shooting the sensor in the ass, Attack 2 resulting in one miss and one ricochet into David. Then, somehow, Xavier got stuck in the tank, which by this point had been almost severed in half (by Alex's scythe, I believe). Randomly, the unconscious Roxanne also got stuck in it. David shot Xavier in the ass by accident. Then Xavier slammed the sensor's head into the console of the tank, splattering it and killing it.
It was around this point that Max showed up. His story goes like this:
Max took Jessi with him last time he warped back to the future and thus impregnated her in his time-traveling Delorean. Now her sole purpose is to birth "Billy" in four months (the gestation period of catgirls). "Billy"s sole purpose is to be born in order to punch a hole in Prashant's new silver foil.
There is a picture of Billy on the back of Alex's character sheet. Yes, you know the one I mean.
Anyway, we all board a Roflcopter (yes) that takes us up to the BA's airship, in which the antimatter cannon is housed. I am indebted to mention the fact that it is currently gliding through Earth's stratosphere. So yeah, it's pretty high up there.
Anyway, it shoots missiles at us and we shoot missiles back and there is much barrel-rolling (once resulting in Prashant flying out of the roflcopter and taking damage from the rotors) and then Roxanne (who has been healed and is currently the pilot) does something awesome that allows us to skid along the side of the airship and into a hole that we just made (with them OMG missiles we were firing). We all jump out to kick sensor ass and wander down a few halls.
Here's where it gets really funny.
So we enter this chamber. There's a hole in the middle of the floor (with a guardrail, of course) and the antimatter cannon positioned right above it. There is a very high-ranking sensor standing right there. He asks what we're doing there. There are various attempts by David to lie to the sensor and make him believe we're on his side. These fail, for the most part. Geoff runs the fuck away.
In an attempt to get rid of the sensor, Xavier elects to throw David at him, which would knock him over the railing and cause him to plummet to his death. He succeeds in his throwing of David. David, however, completely misses the target and plummets to his own death.
Just imagine it... falling at terminal velocity from the stratosphere of the Earth. Obviously, he splatters on impact. A bit of him is intact though, so he can be resurrected by that random plot device man from last time, who does so despite feeling somewhat pissed about being covered in blood and entrails (big splatter radius). David is left sore and in one piece, basically unconscious right where he fell.
Remember this.
So, back on the ship, the sensor talks with us. We come to an unspoken truce. He escorts us to some room where he can show us evidence that the BA isn't evil (which we were convinced of, especially The Patriot). Geoff then runs back to the cannon room to "fuck with the antimatter cannon". Once it's explained why this is a stupid idea, he learns about the On/Off switch for it. Of course, he runs over and turns it on. The force of the readying of the cannon pushes Geoff back down the hall to the rest of the group. The cannon fires.
This is the point where David, confused and disoriented, looks up and says, "Oh fuck".
As he hadn't moved from where he had fallen, he is vaporized by the antimatter cannon. The plot device man is essentially torched and blown into some far-off wall by the force of the blast. A hobo pops his head out and says, "Glad that wasn't me". Then he grabs some burnt remains and eats them.
That is about where we stopped. The next run should begin with a deathmatch between Deathwind and The Patriot.
/end description
I took pictures, of course. Geoff had a Rubik's Cube. Alex drew more frightening things. David and Prashant were abused equally. Max read Popular Mechanics. Ky got generally pissed at the noisy assholes of the group (for good reason).
Jessi was off being a mute. She did an awesome job, though. *cheers* The Fantasticks is truly an amazing musical. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Anyway, I think I'll work on fic now. I need to tone my brain down. I laughed so hard tonight... ridiculous.