tanning at night...in winter...
HEllo Moto!...it is I! and She! and we! weeeeeeeee!!!!!
ahem, so...kira and i decided to reminisce and kidnap me last night (it is now this morning, not last night) cough...we went to Meijers...the only place open 24 hours in lake orion. We sniffed deoderant for...about an hour, and then bought some fake and bake and shake and foam. This consists of a 4 fl oz. bottle of neutrogena self tanning foamy zipper lotion, it goes vooop! or zoop! or maybe the offspring of the two, i dunno. Kira likes offspring...and eating succulent babies. not real ones though...the gummi ones...mmm....juicy....
so yeah....we're sitting here tanning (in a dark room in the middle of winter)
oh yeah, kira scared a small child in the parking lot. The parents were entirely lacking in the...parenting...department. Who takes their kids out shopping at midnight?!?...anyway...kira shouted "jaunty plum aray" (or something...if you know us, you know how that sounds cough cough m'kay?) and the child freaked and said "oh MY GOD!"....mikey's funny when he shouts "dear goodness!" when you poke him in the ribs. somehow, there is a relationship between mikey and small children....maybe its the small part. he curves to the right. but he prefers lefty.
i don't really understand what i just said.
don't worry, you're not stupid...well...yes, in fact, you are stupid. But i won't let you know that. see? it's working already. go cry somewhere else.
ahem, so...kira and i decided to reminisce and kidnap me last night (it is now this morning, not last night) cough...we went to Meijers...the only place open 24 hours in lake orion. We sniffed deoderant for...about an hour, and then bought some fake and bake and shake and foam. This consists of a 4 fl oz. bottle of neutrogena self tanning foamy zipper lotion, it goes vooop! or zoop! or maybe the offspring of the two, i dunno. Kira likes offspring...and eating succulent babies. not real ones though...the gummi ones...mmm....juicy....
so yeah....we're sitting here tanning (in a dark room in the middle of winter)
oh yeah, kira scared a small child in the parking lot. The parents were entirely lacking in the...parenting...department. Who takes their kids out shopping at midnight?!?...anyway...kira shouted "jaunty plum aray" (or something...if you know us, you know how that sounds cough cough m'kay?) and the child freaked and said "oh MY GOD!"....mikey's funny when he shouts "dear goodness!" when you poke him in the ribs. somehow, there is a relationship between mikey and small children....maybe its the small part. he curves to the right. but he prefers lefty.
i don't really understand what i just said.
don't worry, you're not stupid...well...yes, in fact, you are stupid. But i won't let you know that. see? it's working already. go cry somewhere else.