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these aren't really that funny..but I laughed...so you all are required to give at least a courtesy chuckle..at least for the last one because it really is funny...sorry Frenchies...
HEADLINES: YEAR 2039
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, the country fomerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2040.
Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
HEADLINES: YEAR 2039
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, the country fomerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2040.
Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.