Sarah's Favorite Bands Are Pretty Gay, Part Deux: Fall Out Boy Edition
I RETURN WITH A FOB PICSPAM! I promised I would a week ago, and here I am! If you missed the last one, here it is: MCR Gayness 101.
Before we get started, I'd like to thank my ~peeps on my flist, without whom I would not have nearly as many pictures to ~share. :D SO YAY FOR THEM. *claps*
Ooookay, Fall Out Boy. Where to start? Welll, when you first get into them, they don't strike you as a very ~gay band. I mean, I've been a fan since mid-2005, and it wasn't until about a year ago that I discovered their Gay. I mean, sure, Pete Wentz wears a lot of eyeliner sometimes, but so do a lot of guys these days. But then, because of the MCR fandom, I discovered the existence of this:
(TYSM to
breastreport, who provided me with the original). When I saw it, I was like, "OMGWHA? MikeyWay has his arm around Pete Wentz? And wtf, MikeyWay is SMILING?" And yeah, that was a nice segway from the MCR fandom into the FOB one. Apparently, Mikey and Pete were rather ~close during Warped '05. This intrigued me. I slowly sank into the FOB fandom, never to resurface.
So guys, meet Fall Out Boy (btw if you thought the last picspam was ridiculous... get ready, man).
What an adorable, attractive little band. L-R: Andy Hurley (drummer, straightedge, vegan, anarchist), Pete Wentz (bassist, writer, front man, show-off, camwhore, exhibitionist), Joe Trohman (guitarist, pot-head, completely INSANE), and last but not least, Patrick Stump (guitarist, singer, sweetest-guy-ever, cuitepants). WE LOVE THEM ALL VERY, VERY MUCH. *SQUISH*
They are a very happy band.
They are also very into ~teamwork.
And, erm. Touching each other. I CAN'T GET OVER HOW COUPLE-Y THEY LOOK IN THIS PICTURE.
CUTECUTECUTECUUUUTE. I wish they came pocket-sized. D:
HILARIOUS ON SO MANY LEVELS. They are a family, awww. But look at Patrick's woman-hips. LOOK. That totally distracts me from whatever's going on.
Pete: MAH BOYZ, DUN LOOKIT THEM, THEY ARE MINE.
This picture made it into this spam for one reason: Pete's shirt. FMEISFMEFR HAHAHA. I LOVE WHOEVER GAVE IT TO HIM, SRSLY.
SO HAPPY. AND. TOUCHING!
AAAAAH! CUTE!
CUTE AND HAPPY AND SMILING!
Aaaand, they get nekkid together. :D I LOVE THIS PHOTOSHOOT.
Yeah, THAT'S not homoerotic. *eyeroll*
NOW BOYS, COME OUT OF THE CLOSET NOW PLZ. Also: lookit how tiny Pete is.
Okay, so. This is where I fangirl them individually.
First we have Andrew Hurley. Gaaaaah!!! Lookit him! SMOKING HOT. And his hips! HIS HIPS, YOU GUYS. Unfortunately, I hardly have any individual pictures of him. D:
This makes me LOL. Especially because Spencer Smith looks like such a bitch, omg. But yeah. ANDY.
LOL ANDY, YOU SLAY ME. I bet he wishes they were real guns. XD THE ULTIMATE WAY TO GET PETE TO STFU. Sry Pete bb, ILU.
Next, we have Joe Trohman. ALSO VERY HOT. HIS EYES. HIS EYES!!!!
Oh, Joe. <33333
SO BADASS.
Awww, he looks so confused.
Ohgod. *falls over*
OKAY, MARRY ME. NO, SERIOUSLY.
You knew it was coming, so let's get it over with. Ladies and gentlemen (??), PETE WENTZ. This dude? Made me like guys. I SWEAR TO GOD. I WAS A LESBIAN FOR LIKE TWO YEARS, AND THEN I SAW PETE WENTZ WITH HIS SHIRT OFF. LOL FAIL.
He is tiny...
Also, adorable...
And, oh yeah, SMOKING HOT. SO HOT IT BURNS. Brilliant writer, and ON FIAH.
SILLY AND ADORABLE. Ohgod guys, I have a huge, painful crush on him. IT'S HUGE AND PAINFUL.
PETEFACE.
Pete: HALP.
PEEK-A-BOO.
HE IS A FABULOUS DIVA PRINCESS, GUYS.
I think I've seen him shirtless more than I've seen myself shirtless. He is incredibly easy to convince to take his clothes off. ANOTHER REASON WHY I LOVE HIM.
HAHAH LOOK AT HIS HOODIE.
THE SMILE!!! Also: he loves hoodies. A lot.
SO CUTE.
I love him. So much.
CAN I HAVE ONE? PLEASE.
Ummm Adam's apple. *g*
SO ATTRACTIVE WHEN HE SMILES. Even if he has horse-teeth.
:D GO FUCK YOURSELF! :D
SKIN. Ugh, I have an insane amount of pictures of him.
DIIIIVA.
:O :O :O HIIIIIIIIIIIPS! UMMMM DOMERIGHTNOWPLZ.
LOL WUT.
Tiny little dork. *smiles affectionately*
Aaaaand the bass makes a show! Also: THIGHS.
NO WORDS FOR THIS.
OOHHHH PETER.
Pete loves Hemingway. They get along, because Pete was a dog in his past life. Or a horse. Hence, I call him Horsedog. Yeah, don't ask.
Awwww, too cute. Even though I hate dogs. :O
GAAAH MFEIOWSFMKESOFKMMKFMKFEMKFEKMO HOTTEST EVER.
Dorkass.
STOP IT, YOU ARE KILLING ME. I love how you can see Patrick's shadow, lmfao.
SERIOUSLY, STOP. PETE. STOP.
*fans self*
NOW. THIS FINE SPECIMEN OF ADORABLE IS PATRICK MARTIN STUMP. I CALL HIM STUMPY, BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL. HE IS PRACTICALLY MADE OF AWESOME.
LIKE, OHMYGOD.
He is dorky...
And PAINFULLY adorable (look, it befuddles Pete)...
Super-talented like whoa (HIS VOICE, HIS FUCKING VOICE!)...
and SUPER ATTRACTIVE AND HOT AND OHMYGOD STUMPY, MARRYME. *fangirls*
I am sexually attracted to that guitar. :O Maybe it's because Stumpy is playing it. *nods*
STUMPY POWERS ACTIVATE!
I love it when he does that. Ohmygod.
OH NOES, PATRICK LOOKS SAD.
MUCH BETTER.
~CHICAGO THIGHS.
It kind of freaks me out that he was like, my age (or younger? I'm 17) when he joined FOB. BUT. SO CUTE. LOOK.
GO STUMPY, GO!
OhhhIlovehim.
I LOVE THE JACKET. I think this was from The Today Show, which would be awesome, since I was there. :D
HIS LIPS.
Doing what he does best. <333 HIS VOICE IS SO AMAZING.
~SEDUCTIVE
WTF IS UP WITH THE FUCKING DIAMONDS, SOMEONE PLZ TELL ME. I've seen FOB three times and I STILL DO NOT KNOW. Er, anyway. Try not to stare at Patrick's crotch. LOL YOU'RE STARING.
<33333333333333 *DIES*
SO CUTE.
Ohjeez. *melts*
ASS! ASS! AAAASSSS!
Whew! *wipes brow* Now the slash is gonna start! First: Other bands and random people.
I don't care that I've posted this already. IT IS BESTEVER. Plus, you probably have a better ~appreciation now that you have been properly introduced to Pete. Pete loooves MikeyWay. SARAH IS JEALOUS.
Ohsnap, I love it. So much. Joe ~caresses Mikey's cheek, while Pete searches for Mikey's practically non-existent ass. Ohhh, love. MIKEY GETS LOVE FROM TEH FOBZ, TEH FANGIRLS R VERY JEALOUZ.
Pete and Travis McCoy from Gym Class Heroes are also very fond of one another.
WHOO HECK YES.
OOH CUDDLY. Apparently, Travis makes a nice chair.
Travis also gets comfortable with Joe.
LOL TONY
Another favorite of Pete's is Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco. They are very cuddly.
This miiight make Pete a pedophile, but he Doesn't Really Care.
Ohboy!
LOL WUT.
That's just adorable.
Ohhh yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER.
Pete is also apparently fond of Brendon. Awww.
And JonWalker! I LOVE THIS PICTURE.
LOLSTUMPY. I absolutely adore this picture for some reason.
UMMM MFEMFKESMLF. GABE SAPORTA, LADIES AND GENTS. He likes to sex up emo boys. We love him for it. I also love how Pete's face went all scrunchy, but how his hand went up to ~caress Gabe's arm. Awww.
Ohhh, Gabe. He's got the right idea. Clearly he's paying Pete for sexual favors. What he doesn't know is that Pete will do it FOR FREE.
Now for some Just FOB shenanigans...
~TOUCHY.
Joe tries to seduce Stumpy. Stumpy is unmoved.
...BUT NOT FOR LONG!
Andy tries something similar, only he does it with his hot body. Patrick is immediatey taken with him. :O
But Andy has a short attention span, and then goes for Pete. WHO COULD RESIST HIS HORSEDOGISH CHARMS, AMIRITE?
I don't even KNOW what's going on here, but I love it.
Troh seriously makes the Best Faces Ever.
LOL LIKE I SAID.
Andy's like, "HOW DO I USE THIS THING?" And Pete's like, "LEMME TEACH YOU" even though he doesn't know either. :/ CLEARLY HE HAS OTHER ~LESSONS IN MIND.
Joe: "MY PATRICK, GO AWAY."
HAHAHAHAH FMSOEFMEIF HAJHAHAHAHAH FMEOKMFE I LOVE IT.
Ohhhh Stumpy. <3
MATCHING HOODIES.
MADNESS.
HAHA WTF. Andy's like, "HAY YOU GUYS, HOW DO THREESOMES WORK AGAIN?" What he doesn't know is that he's supposed to take his clothes off first! SILLY ANDY.
EVERRRBODY LOVES PETE.
...but Pete only has eyes for Patrick!!!
Best friendsssss...
BETTER OFF AS LOOOOOVERS~~
Adorable, Y/Y?
I said it before, but... SO HAPPY TOGETHERRRR~
Ohgod, The Cute, it kills me.
HEHEHEHE.
!!!!!
HAHA PATRICK LOOKS SO BITCHY AND GAY THERE.
Hahahaha, IDK why but this picture is hilarious.
Ohhhh boy. <3333
"MY PATRICK."
SILLY, SILLY BOYS. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, OMG.
I love Pete's face in this.
THEY ARE IN LOVE. SERIOUSLY.
So in love that it makes me JEALOUS.
Does this remind anyone else of Spiderman? Now just kiss him upside-down like that and... yeah. Perfect ~re-creation.
Oh my. IN LOVE, I TELL YOU.
You can't hide behind your man forever, Stumpy.
YAY.
So comfortable together!
And they make each other laugh!
AWWW. Also: WTF, PETE IS SO TINY.
Cutecutecutecute! MADE FOR EACH OTHER, I SAY.
LOVE IT.
Hehe I love Pete's glasses.
IT'S BETWEEN YOU AND ME~ < /wtf quoting Placebo songs >
Pete is possessive.
Pete is also TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH PATRICK.
~Kisses on the necks of 'best friends.'
Come on, Patrick, who could resist that? I'M TOTALLY WAITING FOR A SEX TAPE TO SURFACE.
And mmmmm... that is my favorite. <333
SO. FALL OUT BOY ARE ALSO PRETTY GAY, AND THAT IS WHY WE LOVE THEM. ANY QUESTIONS?
Also: this too was left unlocked, so feel free to link.
DID YOU LIKE IT, HUH, HUH?