Fitflops
Ordering a pair of Fitflops is actually harder than you think.
It takes being brave and a little foolishness for an 'add to basket' action, and before that even happens there are ten million types and styles to sieve through and twenty thousand colours to choose from. Anyway - eventually settled on a decadent snakeskin-coloured sandal walkers which, even at 50% off, are unquestionably mad overpriced. Maybe I should begin a chronicle of this 'wonder product' journey once they arrive. After all, their purported comfort stands unrivalled but the true questions remain - Do they really work? Can £40 (discounted) actually buy you a perkier butt and leaner legs? Is a Microwobbleboard (trademarked ooh.) the pain-free salvation from sweaty hours at the gym and sickening liposuction? This is actually quite exciting stuff! I think I will start this journal thingum, gives me a bit to do away from books and words and tiny footnooted fineprints anw.
PS. Omg I just realised the sandals are made from REAL snakeskin! Hm feeling rather conflicted about that.
It takes being brave and a little foolishness for an 'add to basket' action, and before that even happens there are ten million types and styles to sieve through and twenty thousand colours to choose from. Anyway - eventually settled on a decadent snakeskin-coloured sandal walkers which, even at 50% off, are unquestionably mad overpriced. Maybe I should begin a chronicle of this 'wonder product' journey once they arrive. After all, their purported comfort stands unrivalled but the true questions remain - Do they really work? Can £40 (discounted) actually buy you a perkier butt and leaner legs? Is a Microwobbleboard (trademarked ooh.) the pain-free salvation from sweaty hours at the gym and sickening liposuction? This is actually quite exciting stuff! I think I will start this journal thingum, gives me a bit to do away from books and words and tiny footnooted fineprints anw.
PS. Omg I just realised the sandals are made from REAL snakeskin! Hm feeling rather conflicted about that.