[fic] 90 minutes of doodle, and Byung Hun Lee
Title: 90 Minutes of Doodle, and Byung Hun Lee
Author/Artist: Me~
Character(s) or Pairing(s): S.Korea/Norway, mentions of Taiwan, Thailand, China, Vietnam, Hong Kong, and Iceland.
Rating: K+
Warnings: Just a fail. No other way to describe it. Also veeery short.
Summary: Korea was right up there on the list of clumsiest nations, and could probably give the Italies a run for their money
Notes: Crack fic with S. Korea and Norway, done at a friend's request.
Korea didn’t seem to mix well with his brothers, but he sure as heck didn’t know that. Sure, China hinted a bit, but Korea couldn’t take a hint even if it went up and slapped him in the face.
So, of course, the other Asians left the world meeting early. World meetings were a bore to Korea anyways, since there was nothing remotely interesting things to talk about. Korea just sat there doodling on a piece of paper and pretending to listen. They could at least talk about Korean dramas, he thought, but it was only politics and economy and all that nonsense.
Just thinking about it made him sleepy. Being a country seemed to be so boring…Korea would take staying home and watching his dramas and eating Kim-chi over going to a meeting any day.
He stretched out on the cool wooden table and flopped down again. Yes, he was lazy to some degree. Only a few people were left in the conference room anyways, so Korea took his 90 minutes worth of doodles and went home to watch his Byung Hun Lee.
But of course, he bumped into another country. Korea was right up there on the list of clumsiest nations, and could even give North Italy a run for his money.
“What do you want,” Norway asked, irritated. “Do I need to bump into you every time I try to go home?”
Oh, great. He had to bump into Norway again. Korea put on his “I-am-impressive-and-awesome-just-like-Byung-Hun-Lee” cover which had even impressed China at some point long ago.
“No,” said Korea, flashing what America would call a Michael Jackson smile, “It’s that you were blocking the doorway, and I wanted to get home.”
“It was that you idiotically bumped into the wrong countries again, idiot. You left with a black eye when you decided to bump into Liechtenstein. Don’t bump into countries that have possessive older brothers, will you.”
“Possessive older brothers…Like you?” The comeback was nice and quick, with a casual tone. Maybe even England couldn’t match up to it, Korea supposed.
“You don’t know anything about being an older brother, huh. And in case you’re going to bump into Ice…I don’t recommend it.” said Norway, giving Korea a cold glare. “By the way, where’s yours?”
“Left. Wan-chan, Viet, Hong Kong, and Thai did too.”
“Wow.” Norway looked impressed. “Do they hate you that much?”
“’Course not.” Korea searched his head for possible comebacks that wouldn’t make him sound stupid. “The usual country business.”
“Aren’t you a country too?” Norway retorted, a challenging look in his monochrome blue eyes.
“Of course,” Korea said. “However, because I’m more important and awesome, I don’t have to do the boring works you guys do.”
Norway mentally rated him first on his list of retarded, annoying countries.
“So you know next time, don’t mess with Korea.” Hairflip, and walk away smoothly.
“Wait-“
What now, Korea wondered, as Norway tugged on his sleeve.
“You are the most annoying person I’ve ever met.” Norway refused to meet his gaze, instead looking at the floor.
Noticing the blush on the Scandinavian nation, Korea smiled. “See you next meeting then.” He gave another hairflip, and went home, leaving the Nordic standing in the doorway.
Edit: Being the LJ newbie I am I apparently made two cuts. Just click any one /bashes self
Edit 2: Aaaand it's fixed. I don't know how.