Wherein OHSNAP IDIDNTSEETHATCOMING happens
Hahaha this episode was MADE OF SO MUCH WIN...where to begin?
-Swanky hotel in the middle of nowhere? Check
- A thoroughly drenched Sam and Dean? Check
- Casa Erotica 13 ON DEMAND WITH GABRIEL AS A HUNGARIAN MUSTACHED LOVER? Check
- A MASSIVE GATHERING OF NORSE AND EASTERN PAGAN DEITIES? MOTHEREFFIN CHECK!
- Sam getting a hair trim? Oh hell yeah check
- GABRIEL?!
- LUCIFER???!
CHECK AND DOUBLE CHECK!
- I loved the setting up of the episodes, how the Gods got the Winchesters trapped and even though the human flesh-as-dinner thing was truly gross it totally fit as well. My mythology geekiness peaked so high I might have traumatized juliet_a with my ramblings. Baldur (who was called Balder by Gabriel lol) was INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL and Kali was BADASS!
-Baldur and Kali together \O/ It was ridiculously hot.
-I AM VERY ANGRY AT THE DEPICTION OF THE PAGAN GODS. Yeah ok so the European/Norse Gods are dead and have almost no following anymore BUT THE EASTERN GODS? THEY HAVE 2 BILLION WORSHIPPERS? How does that make the Judeo-Christian divinities (aka Lucifer) stronger than them? Kali should have been able to weaken Lucifer considerably, considering she's the murderous avatar of Shakti, the ENERGY THAT RUNS THE FRIGGIN UNIVERSE. Whatevs Kripke I see your religious bias.
-DEAN YOU WIN MY HEART BACK THIS WEEK! Oh Dean was so awesome with his false bravado that turned into genuine awesomeness. Him ripping Gabriel a new one was SO DAMN COOL I nearly jizzed in my pants. Also, Jensen's semi-dark profile in the Impala with rain pouring outside is going to give me SO MANY HAPPY DREAMS TONIGHT YOU GUYS
-WHO KNEW MERCURY WAS SUCH AN IDIOT? I DIDN'T!
-Gabriel was his usual obnoxious self which is highly entertaining but not very meaningful. Him having a thing for Kali? AWESOME! Him trying to seduce Kali? NOT SO COOL. LEAVE MY GODDESS ALONE JERKANGEL! I wasn't really expecting the soapbox speech he gave Lucifer about humanity being so awesome and being forgiving and all. Yeah ok dude is THAT why you go around making people miserable? Is that why you're all about dragging the Winchesters to the Battle to end all Battles?
-Gabriel's first death was like "HOMG I CANNOT BELIEVE SHE KILLED HIM" but the second one I saw coming from a mile. I won't be shedding tears. I'm glad the whole "because Dean gets a pretty, shiny angel we must give Sam one too even though the angel is a douche and killed Sam's brother a lot and wants Sam to be Lucifer's vessel" thing VERY ANNOYING. Thank you.
- SAM AND DEAN WATCHING A PORNO STARRING GABRIEL! I bet Cas steals it from Sam to watch it for himself (aldehyde would agree)
- AND FINALLY FINALLY WE SEE THE THIRD HORSEMAN! PESTILENCE IN THE HIZZOUSE!!! I've been so excited to see Matt Frewer of the Eureka fame on Supernatural that I actually squealed in joy when he made his appearance. Of course that joyful squeal quickly changed into a groan of disgust and a shriek of horror at his actions but hey at least the guy's an AWESOME actor.
- The whole defeating the Devil plan sounds VERY HINKY but hey its a way out. Grab the 4 rings of the Horsemen and use it to lock back Lucifer in Hell. Easy peasy I say.
- CASTIEL WILL BE TAKING ON MICHAEL SOON AND IT SUPPOSEDLY ENDS BAD FOR HIM! If Cas dies I swear to God I will disown Supernatural before they can say "Winchesters"
PROMO FOR NEXT WEEK!
Lookit Sammy losing his shit! I've never been more turned on by Sam....seriously.
-Swanky hotel in the middle of nowhere? Check
- A thoroughly drenched Sam and Dean? Check
- Casa Erotica 13 ON DEMAND WITH GABRIEL AS A HUNGARIAN MUSTACHED LOVER? Check
- A MASSIVE GATHERING OF NORSE AND EASTERN PAGAN DEITIES? MOTHEREFFIN CHECK!
- Sam getting a hair trim? Oh hell yeah check
- GABRIEL?!
- LUCIFER???!
CHECK AND DOUBLE CHECK!
- I loved the setting up of the episodes, how the Gods got the Winchesters trapped and even though the human flesh-as-dinner thing was truly gross it totally fit as well. My mythology geekiness peaked so high I might have traumatized juliet_a with my ramblings. Baldur (who was called Balder by Gabriel lol) was INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL and Kali was BADASS!
-Baldur and Kali together \O/ It was ridiculously hot.
-I AM VERY ANGRY AT THE DEPICTION OF THE PAGAN GODS. Yeah ok so the European/Norse Gods are dead and have almost no following anymore BUT THE EASTERN GODS? THEY HAVE 2 BILLION WORSHIPPERS? How does that make the Judeo-Christian divinities (aka Lucifer) stronger than them? Kali should have been able to weaken Lucifer considerably, considering she's the murderous avatar of Shakti, the ENERGY THAT RUNS THE FRIGGIN UNIVERSE. Whatevs Kripke I see your religious bias.
-DEAN YOU WIN MY HEART BACK THIS WEEK! Oh Dean was so awesome with his false bravado that turned into genuine awesomeness. Him ripping Gabriel a new one was SO DAMN COOL I nearly jizzed in my pants. Also, Jensen's semi-dark profile in the Impala with rain pouring outside is going to give me SO MANY HAPPY DREAMS TONIGHT YOU GUYS
-WHO KNEW MERCURY WAS SUCH AN IDIOT? I DIDN'T!
-Gabriel was his usual obnoxious self which is highly entertaining but not very meaningful. Him having a thing for Kali? AWESOME! Him trying to seduce Kali? NOT SO COOL. LEAVE MY GODDESS ALONE JERKANGEL! I wasn't really expecting the soapbox speech he gave Lucifer about humanity being so awesome and being forgiving and all. Yeah ok dude is THAT why you go around making people miserable? Is that why you're all about dragging the Winchesters to the Battle to end all Battles?
-Gabriel's first death was like "HOMG I CANNOT BELIEVE SHE KILLED HIM" but the second one I saw coming from a mile. I won't be shedding tears. I'm glad the whole "because Dean gets a pretty, shiny angel we must give Sam one too even though the angel is a douche and killed Sam's brother a lot and wants Sam to be Lucifer's vessel" thing VERY ANNOYING. Thank you.
- SAM AND DEAN WATCHING A PORNO STARRING GABRIEL! I bet Cas steals it from Sam to watch it for himself (aldehyde would agree)
- AND FINALLY FINALLY WE SEE THE THIRD HORSEMAN! PESTILENCE IN THE HIZZOUSE!!! I've been so excited to see Matt Frewer of the Eureka fame on Supernatural that I actually squealed in joy when he made his appearance. Of course that joyful squeal quickly changed into a groan of disgust and a shriek of horror at his actions but hey at least the guy's an AWESOME actor.
- The whole defeating the Devil plan sounds VERY HINKY but hey its a way out. Grab the 4 rings of the Horsemen and use it to lock back Lucifer in Hell. Easy peasy I say.
- CASTIEL WILL BE TAKING ON MICHAEL SOON AND IT SUPPOSEDLY ENDS BAD FOR HIM! If Cas dies I swear to God I will disown Supernatural before they can say "Winchesters"
PROMO FOR NEXT WEEK!
Lookit Sammy losing his shit! I've never been more turned on by Sam....seriously.
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