An Invitation of Sorts

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[Everyone in Somarium will receive this invitation via snail mail a few days before the event. Pretend it was earlier.]

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Hello, hello baby.

[punchesbards]

[ Somehow Ezio has managed to call her, or leave a voicemail, or something. ]

I have a simple question for this event.

How many dates are allowed per-person, hm?

Re: Hello, hello baby.

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[What a fool.]

As long as they pay in full, it makes no difference.

[punchesbards]

And do you already have a date~?

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...No.

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I know we have not met personally, but I would be honored to take you, bella mia.

a blind date could be fun.

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[The tiny woman is quite honestly taken back. No one has ever dared to hit on her before.]

What...What foolish nonsense is this?

[punchesbards]

[ Ezio is a very daring man. ]

A lovely lady such as yourself should not be going to such an event alone. There is nothing foolish about it.

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Do not make the foolish assumption that I will be going alone.

[Even if she is, lol.]

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Ah, but you said you did not have a date, bella, did you not?

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I will find an acceptable partner on my own!

[And that is the sound of her whip cracking wildly on the other side of the Dreamberry.]

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[ Okay, crazy. ]

I wish you the best of luck, bella! [ And that's the sound of Ezio hanging up because this woman is clearly nuts. ]