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It's another bright and shiny morning here in downtown Toronto!
I've got myself a delicious Chai latte.
"The Way It Is" by Blur is on my radio and it's making me want to go home and play SimCity 2000 for hours.
I slept on the train. I thought there was a huge black man across from me, and it was, in fact, a small Chinese woman. I must have been really tired.
Who knew how hard it would be to find a place to live in Toronto. It's even harder considering my two roomates aren't around until next week. FUTILE!
Oh, and apparently Paris Hilton is engaged. To a guy named Paris. Hahaha.
The other night I watched Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. God, I love that movie. I read reviews, and apparently the rest of the world hates it. I don't understand how that's possible. Every scene has at least one line that makes you laugh until it hurts. How can you not love the part where he comes out of the rhino? And the kids are like "Mommy!"... WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF THAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! Oh man. It's just so good. I was laughing out loud and no one else was home. You know things are funny when you're laughing all by yourself. Please, I implore you to go out and rent it and then come back and tell me it wasn't hilarious.
Yeah, that's right. Fuck all of y'all.
I'd like to play wall ball. That was my favourite game in school. I really miss that. And spy games. I knew the last time I played a spy game that it would probably be the last time I ever played a spy game... and that made me very sad. Same as building forts. Next time my parents go away, I'm definitly building a huge fort.
Wow. It's really loud in here today. It's like an INSURANCE PARTY!!! Who brought popcorn? On Friday this guy here kept asking me when the water cooler was going to be filled with beer. I just kept saying it was on it's way. He was in eternal beer purgatory.
Again, this entry has taken me a long time. It's now 11:03. I keep leaving my desk and then remembering that I'm writing this and thinking of something new. I think I'll go shopping at lunch. That usually means I'll go downstairs to the Eaton Centre, look at a bunch of stuff, get frustrated because I'm cheap and everything costs too much, buy some lunch and come back up and eat it while I read the news.
Oh, and just a thought: candy companies always advertise their candy as "tastes like real fruit!" or "fun fruit flavours!". Well here's an idea, kids: EAT FRUIT, YOU IDIOTS.
Good-Bye.
I've got myself a delicious Chai latte.
"The Way It Is" by Blur is on my radio and it's making me want to go home and play SimCity 2000 for hours.
I slept on the train. I thought there was a huge black man across from me, and it was, in fact, a small Chinese woman. I must have been really tired.
Who knew how hard it would be to find a place to live in Toronto. It's even harder considering my two roomates aren't around until next week. FUTILE!
Oh, and apparently Paris Hilton is engaged. To a guy named Paris. Hahaha.
The other night I watched Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. God, I love that movie. I read reviews, and apparently the rest of the world hates it. I don't understand how that's possible. Every scene has at least one line that makes you laugh until it hurts. How can you not love the part where he comes out of the rhino? And the kids are like "Mommy!"... WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF THAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! Oh man. It's just so good. I was laughing out loud and no one else was home. You know things are funny when you're laughing all by yourself. Please, I implore you to go out and rent it and then come back and tell me it wasn't hilarious.
Yeah, that's right. Fuck all of y'all.
I'd like to play wall ball. That was my favourite game in school. I really miss that. And spy games. I knew the last time I played a spy game that it would probably be the last time I ever played a spy game... and that made me very sad. Same as building forts. Next time my parents go away, I'm definitly building a huge fort.
Wow. It's really loud in here today. It's like an INSURANCE PARTY!!! Who brought popcorn? On Friday this guy here kept asking me when the water cooler was going to be filled with beer. I just kept saying it was on it's way. He was in eternal beer purgatory.
Again, this entry has taken me a long time. It's now 11:03. I keep leaving my desk and then remembering that I'm writing this and thinking of something new. I think I'll go shopping at lunch. That usually means I'll go downstairs to the Eaton Centre, look at a bunch of stuff, get frustrated because I'm cheap and everything costs too much, buy some lunch and come back up and eat it while I read the news.
Oh, and just a thought: candy companies always advertise their candy as "tastes like real fruit!" or "fun fruit flavours!". Well here's an idea, kids: EAT FRUIT, YOU IDIOTS.
Good-Bye.