"Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle..."

[perfectscorn]

Note to any guys who might be reading this: Before going dancing, please have all necessary cootie shots. Trust me, you can't be an effective lead if you don't touch the girl. Thank you, this has been a public service announcement. We now return to your scheduled program of Marta's brain exploding from trying to write a midterm essay on philosophy according to the ancient Greeks. So far this song is the only thing keeping me sane.

Well, Shakespeare helps too, especially since Henry IV, Part I seems to consist mostly of Prince Hal and Falstaff insulting each other. My personal favorite so far: "Hang thyself in thine own heir-apparent garters!" (II.ii.43-4)