You can find all the entertainment you need in the news. Here is a very small sampling.
Cows also 'have regional accents' Includes sound clips.
The mysteries of the equator. Be sure to pay your dues to King Neptune.
Kangaroo birth control. Really.
Two men try to dig a tunnel across country borders using shoehorns. Common sense? Who needs that?
Astronomy geek time!
Team finds 'proof' of dark matter And in more serious news...
54,000 at risk of failing exit exam. I took this test. I could have passed it in fifth grade. Just look at the sample question if you don't believe me. The fact that high school seniors are failing it...well, it's frightening.
The Jill Carroll Story. Long, multi-part story and not funny at all, but definitely worth reading.
And finally, for a moment of WTF-ness...
Cats that look like Hitler.